The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
“To-day, Baron?”
“I do not remember to-day. I did dance so hard I was not perhaps distinct.
But I shall go and see.”
As Mr Bunker’s attempts to throw cold water on this scheme proved quite
futile, he made a graceful virtue of necessity, dressed himself with care,
and set out in the afternoon for the Park. They had only walked as far as
Piccadilly Circus when in the crowd at the corner his eye fell upon a
familiar figure. It was the burly, red-faced man.
“The devil! Moggridge again!” he muttered.
For a moment he thought they were going to pass unobserved: then the man
turned his head their way, and Mr Bunker saw him start. He never looked
over his shoulder, but after walking a little farther he called the
Baron’s attention to a shop window, and they stopped to look at it. Out of
the corner of his eye he saw Moggridge about twenty yards behind them
stopping too. He was glancing towards them very doubtfully. Evidently his
mind was not yet made up, and at once Mr Bunker’s fertile brain began to
revolve plans.
A little farther on they paused before another window, and exactly the
same thing happened. Then Mr Bunker made up his mind. He looked carefully
at the cabs, and at last observed a smart-looking young man driving a
fresh likely horse at a walking pace beside the pavement.
He caught the driver’s eye and raised his stick, and turning suddenly to
the Baron with a gesture of annoyance, exclaimed, “Forgive my rudeness,
Baron, I’m afraid I must leave you. I had clean forgotten an important
engagement in the city for this afternoon.”
“Appointment in ze city?” said the Baron in considerable surprise. “I did
not know you had friends in ze city.”
“I have just heard from my father’s man of business, and I’m afraid it
would be impolitic not to see him. Do you mind if I leave you here?”
“Surely, my dear fellow, I vould not stop you. Already I feel at home by
myself.”
“Then we shall meet at the hotel before dinner. Good luck with the ladies,
Baron.”
Mr Bunker jumped into the cab, saying only to the driver, “To the city, as
quick as you can.”
“What part, sir?”
“Oh, say the Bank. Hurry up!”
Then as the man whipped up, Mr Bunker had a glimpse of Moggridge hailing
another cab, and peeping cautiously through the little window at the back
he saw him starting in hot pursuit. He took five shillings out of his
pocket and opened the trap-door in the roof.
“Do you see that other cab chasing us, with a red-faced man inside?”
“Yes, sir.”
Mr Bunker handed his driver the money.
“Get rid of him, then. Take me anywhere through the city you like, and
when he’s off the scent let me know.”
“Very good, sir,” replied the driver, cracking his whip till his steed
began to move past the buses and the other cabs like a train.
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