The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
“Well, you see, my dear Baron,” his friend explained, “I ought to have
warned you that it is not usual in England to address ladies you have met
at a dance without some direct invitation on their part. At the same time,
it is evident that the Hiltons and the other man, who of course must be
connected with the Foreign Office, are aware of some sudden strain in the
diplomatic relations between England and Germany, which as yet is unknown
to the public. Your ancient name and your high rank have naturally led
them to conclude that you are an agent of the German Government, and an
international significance was of course attached to your presence in the
Park. I certainly think they took a most outrageous advantage of a
trifling detail of etiquette to repulse you; but then you must remember,
Baron, that their families might have been seriously compromised with the
Government if they had been seen with so prominent a member of the German
aristocracy in the middle of Hyde Park.”
“Zo?” said the Baron, thoughtfully. “I begin to onderstand. My name, as
you say, is cairtainly distinguished. Bot zen should I remain in London?”
“Just what I was wondering, Baron. What do you say to a trip down to St
Egbert’s-on-Sea? It’s a very select watering-place, and we might spend a
week or two there very pleasantly.”
“Egxellent!” said the Baron; “ven shall we start?”
“To-morrow morning.”
“Goot! zo let it be. I am tired of London and of ze English ladies’
manners. Police to ze Baron von Blitzenberg! Ve shall go to St Egbert’s,
Bonker!”
PART III.
CHAPTER I.
The Baron and Mr Bunker walked arm-in-arm along the esplanade at St
Egbert’s-on-Sea.
“Aha!” said the Baron, “zis is more fresh zan London!”
“Yes,” replied his friend; “we are now in the presence of that stimulating
element which provides patriotic Britons with music-hall songs, and
dyspeptic Britons with an appetite.”
A stirring breeze swept down the long white esplanade, threatening hats
and troubling skirts; the pale-green south-coast sea rumbled up the
shingle; the day was bright and pleasant for the time of year, and drove
the Baron’s mischances from his head; altogether it seemed to Mr Bunker
that the omens were good. They were both dressed in the smartest of tweed
suits, and walked jauntily, like men who knew their own value. Every now
and then, as they passed a pretty face, the Baron would say, “Aha, Bonker!
zat is not so bad, eh?”
And Mr Bunker, who seemed not unwilling that his friend should find some
entertaining distraction in St Egbert’s, would look at the owners of these
faces with a prospector’s eye and his own unrivalled assurance.
They had walked up and down three or four times, when a desire for a
different species of diversion began to overtake the Baron. It was the one
kind of desire that the Baron never even tried to wrestle with.
“My vriend Bonker,” said he, “is it not somevere about time for loncheon,
eh?”
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