The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
“A letter? No,” he replied, in some surprise.
“I wrote twice—because you asked me to, and I thought—I wondered if you
were safe.”
“To what address did you write?”
“The address you gave me.”
“And what was that?” he asked, still evidently puzzled.
“You said care of the Archbishop of York would find you.”
Mr Bunker abruptly looked the other way.
“By Jove!” he said, as if lost in speculation, “I must find out what the
matter was. I can’t imagine why they haven’t been forwarded.”
Lady Alicia appeared a little dissatisfied.
“Was that a _real_ address?” she asked, suddenly.
“Perfectly,” he replied; “as real as Pentonville Jail or the House of
Commons.” (“And as likely to find me,” he added to himself.)
Lady Alicia seemed to hesitate whether to pursue the subject further, but
in the middle of her debate Mr Bunker asked, “By the way, has Lady
Grillyer any recollection of having seen me before?”
“No, she doesn’t remember you at all.”
“Then we shall meet as strangers?”
“Yes, I think it would be better; don’t you?”
“It will save our imaginations certainly.”
Lady Alicia looked at him as though she expected something more; but as
nothing came, she said, “I think it’s time I went back.”
“For the present then _au revoir_, my dear Alicia. I beg your pardon, Lady
Alicia; it was that rascal Beveridge who made the slip. It now remains to
make your formal acquaintance.”
“You—you mustn’t try!”
“The deuce is in these people beginning with B!” he laughed. “They seem to
do things without trying.”
He pressed her hand, raised his hat, and started back to the town. She, on
her part, lingered to let him get a clear start of her, and her blue eyes
looked as though a breeze had blown across and ruffled them.
Mr Bunker had reached the esplanade, and was sauntering easily back
towards the hotel, looking at the people and smiling now and then to
himself, when he observed with considerable astonishment two familiar
figures strolling towards him. They were none other than the Baron and the
Countess, engaged in animated conversation, and apparently on the very
best terms with each other. At the sight of him the Baron beamed joyfully.
“Aha, Bonker, so you haf returned!” he cried. “In ze meanvile I haf had
vun great good fortune. Let me present my friend Mr Bonker, ze Lady
Grillyer.”
The Countess bowed most graciously, and raising a pair of
tortoise-shell-rimmed eye-glasses mounted on a stem of the same material,
looked at Mr Bunker through these with a by no means disapproving glance.
At first sight it was evident that Lady Alicia must “take after” her noble
father. The Countess was aquiline of nose, large of person, and emphatic
in her voice and manner.
“You are the ‘showman,’ Mr Bunker, are you not?” she said, with a smile
for which many of her acquaintances would have given a tolerable
percentage of their incomes.
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