The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
Mr Francis Beveridge, for such it appeared was his name, was distinguished
even for Clankwood. Though his antecedents were involved in mystery, so
much confidence was placed in Dr Congleton’s discrimination that the
unknown stranger was at once received on the most friendly terms by every
one; and, to tell the truth, it would have been hard to repulse him for
long. His manner was perfect, his conversation witty to the extremest
verge of propriety, and his clothes, fashionable in cut and of
unquestionable fit, bore on such of the buttons as were made of metal the
hall mark of a leading London firm. He wore the longest and most silky
moustaches ever seen, and beneath them a short well-tended beard completed
his resemblance—so the ladies declared—to King Charles of unhappy memory.
The melancholic Mr Jones (quondam author of ‘Sunflowers—A Lyrical Medley’)
declared, indeed, that for Mr Beveridge shaving was prohibited, and darkly
whispered “suicidal,” but his opinion was held of little account.
It was upon a morning about a week after his arrival that Dr Escott, alone
in the billiard-room, saw him enter. Escott had by this time made his
acquaintance, and, like almost everybody else, had already succumbed to
the fascination of his address.
“Good morning, doctor,” he said; “I wish you to do me a trifling favour, a
mere bending of your eyes.”
Escott laughed.
“I shall be delighted. What is it?”
Mr Beveridge unbuttoned his waistcoat and displayed his shirt-front.
“I only want you to be good enough to read the inscription written here.”
The doctor bent down.
“ ‘Francis Beveridge,’ ” he said. “That’s all I see.”
“And that’s all I see,” said Mr Beveridge. “Now what can you read here? I
am not troubling you?”
He held out his handkerchief as he spoke.
“Not a bit,” laughed the doctor, “but I only see ‘Francis Beveridge’ here
too, I’m afraid.”
“Everything has got it,” said Mr Beveridge, shaking his head, it would be
hard to say whether humorously or sadly. “ ‘Francis Beveridge’ on
everything. It follows, I suppose, that I am Francis Beveridge?”
“What else?” asked Escott, who was much amused.
“That’s just it. What else?” said the other. He smiled a peculiarly
charming smile, thanked the doctor with exaggerated gratitude, and
strolled out again.
“He is a rum chap,” reflected Escott.
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