The Mad Lover, a Tragi-Comedy: The Works of Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher (3 of 10)Fletcher, John
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The Mad Lover, a Tragi-Comedy: The Works of Francis Beaumont and John Fletcher (3 of 10)
Fletcher, John
English drama
_Chi._ When camest thou over wench?
_Clo._ But now this evening,
And have been ever since looking out _Siphax_,
I'th' wars he would have lookt me: sure h'as gotten
Some other Mistris?
_Chi._ A thousand, wench, a thousand,
They are as common here as Caterpillers
Among the corn, they eat up all the Souldiers.
_Clo._ Are they so hungry? yet by their leave _[C]hilax_,
I'le have a snatch too.
_Chi._ Dost thou love him still wench?
_Clo._ Why should I not? he had my Maiden-head
And all my youth.
_Chi._ Thou art come the happiest,
In the most blessed time, sweet wench the fittest,
If thou darst make thy fortune: by this light, _Cloe_,
And so I'le kiss thee: and if thou wilt but let me,
For 'tis well worth a kindness.
_Clo._ What shou'd I let ye?
_Chi._ Enjoy thy miniken.
_Clo._ Thou art still old _Chilax_.
_Chi._ Still still, and ever shall be: if, I say,
Thou wo't strike the stroke: I cannot do much harm wench.
_Clo._ Nor much good.
_Chi._ _Siphax_ shall be thy Husband,
Thy very Husband woman, thy fool, thy Cuckold,
Or what thou wilt make him: I am over joy'd,
Ravisht, clean ravisht with this fortune; kiss me,
Or I shall lose my self.
_Clo._ My Husband said ye?
_Chi._ Said I? and will say, _Cloe_: nay and do it
And do it home too; Peg thee as close to him
As birds are with a pin to one another;
I have it, I can do it: thou wantst clothes too,
And hee'l be hang'd unless he marry thee
E're he maintain thee: now he has Ladies, Courtiers
More than his back can bend at, multitudes;
We are taken up for threshers, will ye bite?
_Clo._ Yes.
_Chi._ And let me--
_Clo._ Yes and let ye--
_Chi._ What!
_Clo._ Why that ye wote of.
_Chi._ I cannot stay, take your instructions
And something toward houshold, come, what ever
I shall advise ye, follow it exactlie,
And keep your times I point ye; for I'le tell ye
A strange way you must wade through.
_Clo._ Fear not me Sir.
_Chi._ Come then, and let's dispatch this modicum,
For I have but an hour to stay, a short one,
Besides more water for another mill,
An old weak over-shot I must provide for,
There's an old Nunnerie at hand.
_Clo._ What's that?
_Chi._ A bawdie house.
_Clo._ A pox consume it.
_Chi._ If the stones 'tis built on
Were but as brittle as the flesh lives in it,
Your curse came handsomlie: fear not, there's ladies,
And other good sad people: your pinkt Citizens
Think it no shame to shake a sheet there: Come wench. [_Exeunt._
_Enter_ Cleanthe _and_ Siphax.
_Clean._ A Souldier and so fearfull?
_Siph._ Can ye blame me;
When such a weight lies on me?
_Clean._ Fye upon ye,
I tell ye, ye shall have her: have her safelie,
And for your wife with her own will.
_Siph._ Good Sister--
_Cle._ What a distrustfull man are you! to morrow,
To morrow morning--
_Siph._ Is it possible?
Can there be such a happiness?
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