The wise Madigans looked from her to one another and merely thought
things. There was sadly little of the "angel child" about them. Their
intuition was keen enough to penetrate their aunt's secret wishes and
tastes, and they were occasionally tempted, for the spoils to be gotten
out of it, to play up to that lady's ideals. But Aunt Anne was
considered almost too easy by the Madigans, whom honor restricted to
those foemen worthy of their steel. Frances was the only one who could,
without losing caste, cater to her aunt's well-known and deeply detested
sentimentality.
She did for a time, and it was from Miss Madigan that she learned her
famous accomplishment. It was sung, or rather droned, and it went like
this:
"B--A--Ba,
B--E--Be,
B--I--Bi--
Ba--Be--Bi;
B--O--Bo,
Ba--Be--Bi--Bo,
B--U--Bu,
Ba--Be--Bi--Bo--Bu!"
Intoxicated by success, Frank sang this subtle ditty one day for Francis
Madigan. He listened to it with that puzzled expression which his
children's vagaries brought to his lined, stern face.
"Who taught you that nonsense, Frances?" he demanded sternly when she
had finished.
Frank began to whimper. This was not the effect she had intended to
produce.
"Who told you to say that gibberish?" her father repeated angrily.
Frank stammered the answer.
"And he tooked her--" she began her account of the incident afterward.
"Oh, you awful little liar!" interrupted a chorus of Madigans.
And Frank laughed with them. How she would have completed the sentence,
if she had been permitted, she herself did not know.
A READY LETTER-WRITER
Split threw herself with a bump against Miss Madigan's door. It remained
unansweringly closed.
"Where's Aunt Anne?" she asked Sissy, whom she had nearly walked over as
she sat playing jackstones in the hall.
Sissy looked up. Assuming a rigidly erect position and scholastically
correct finger-movement, she mimicked her aunt at her desk so faithfully
that Split could almost see the close-lined pages of Miss Madigan's
ornate handwriting on the carpet where her disrespectful niece pretended
to trace it.
"Scribbling, huh?" Split asked.
Sissy nodded.
Split shrugged her shoulders impatiently. She had intended to ask a
favor of Aunt Anne, but she knew how useless it would be now. So she
pushed past Sissy, entered the room softly, and returned with a
long-trained grenadine skirt.
Sissy's round eyes opened enviously. "Did she say you could have it?"
she asked.
A muffled sound which could be variously interpreted came from Split,
who was throwing the skirt over her head.
"Did she?" persisted Sissy, putting her jackstones in her pocket and
rising emulatively.
But Irene was doubling fold after fold of the skirt in front to shorten
it; behind her the train billowed with an elegance that sent ecstatic
thrills through her and a passion of envy through her sister.
"Is she writing yet?" Sissy asked at length.
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