Philip, though he felt snubbed, yet felt grand too. Here he was in the middle of an adventure with grown-up soldiers. He threw out his chest and tried to look manly. The captain sat down in a chair at the end of a long table, drew a black book to him--a black book covered with dust--and began to rub a rusty pen-nib on his sword, which was not rusty. 'Come now,' he said, opening the book, 'tell me how you came here. And mind you speak the truth.' 'I _always_ speak the truth,' said Philip proudly. All the soldiers rose and saluted him with looks of deep surprise and respect. 'Well, nearly always,' said Philip, hot to the ears, and the soldiers clattered stiffly down again on to the benches, laughing once more. Philip had imagined there to be more discipline in the army. 'How did you come here?' said the captain. 'Up the great bridge staircase,' said Philip. The captain wrote busily in the book. 'What did you come for?' 'I didn't know what else to do. There was nothing but illimitable prairie--and so I came up.' 'You are a very bold boy,' said the captain. 'Thank you,' said Philip. 'I do _want_ to be.' 'What was your purpose in coming?' 'I didn't do it on purpose--I just happened to come.' The captain wrote that down too. And then he and Philip and the soldiers looked at each other in silence. 'Well?' said the boy. 'Well?' said the captain. 'I do wish,' said the boy, 'you'd tell me what you meant by my really happening after all. And then I wish you'd tell me the way home.' 'Where do you want to get to?' asked the captain. 'The _address_,' said Philip, 'is The Grange, Ravelsham, Sussex.' 'Don't know it,' said the captain briefly, 'and anyhow you can't go back there now. Didn't you read the notice at the top of the ladder? Trespassers will be prosecuted. You've got to be prosecuted before you can go back anywhere.' 'I'd rather be persecuted than go down that ladder again,' he said. 'I suppose it won't be very bad--being persecuted, I mean?' His idea of persecution was derived from books. He thought it to be something vaguely unpleasant from which one escaped in disguise--adventurous and always successful. 'That's for the judges to decide,' said the captain, 'it's a serious thing trespassing in our city. This guard is put here expressly to prevent it.' 'Do you have many trespassers?' Philip asked. The captain seemed kind, and Philip had a great-uncle who was a judge, so the word judges made him think of tips and good advice, rather than of justice and punishment. 'Many trespassers indeed!' the captain almost snorted his answer. 'That's just it. There's never been one before. You're the first. For years and years and years there's been a guard here, because when the town was first built the astrologers foretold that some day there would be a trespasser who would do untold mischief. So it's our privilege--we're the Polistopolitan guards--to keep watch over the only way by which a trespasser could come in.'