The MagicianMaugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
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The Magician
Maugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
Magic -- Fiction; Paris (France) -- Fiction
I often tried to analyse this, for I felt it as much as anyone, and
though I honestly could not bear him, I could never resist going to see
him whenever opportunity arose. I suppose he offered the charm of the
unexpected to that mass of undergraduates who, for all their
matter-of-fact breeziness, are curiously alive to the romantic. It was
impossible to tell what he would do or say next, and you were kept
perpetually on the alert. He was certainly not witty, but he had a
coarse humour which excited the rather gross sense of the ludicrous
possessed by the young. He had a gift for caricature which was really
diverting, and an imperturbable assurance. He had also an ingenious
talent for profanity, and his inventiveness in this particular was a
power among youths whose imaginations stopped at the commoner sorts of
bad language. I have heard him preach a sermon of the most blasphemous
sort in the very accents of the late Dean of Christ Church, which
outraged and at the same time irresistibly amused everyone who heard
it. He had a more varied knowledge than the greater part of
undergraduates, and, having at the same time a retentive memory and
considerable quickness, he was able to assume an attitude of
omniscience which was as impressive as it was irritating. I have never
heard him confess that he had not read a book. Often, when I tried to
catch him, he confounded me by quoting the identical words of a passage
in some work which I could have sworn he had never set eyes on. I
daresay it was due only to some juggling, like the conjuror’s sleight
of hand that apparently lets you choose a card, but in fact forces one
on you; and he brought the conversation round cleverly to a point when
it was obvious I should mention a definite book. He talked very well,
with an entertaining flow of rather pompous language which made the
amusing things he said particularly funny. His passion for euphuism
contrasted strikingly with the simple speech of those with whom he
consorted. It certainly added authority to what he said. He was proud
of his family and never hesitated to tell the curious of his
distinguished descent. Unless he has much altered, you will already
have heard of his relationship with various noble houses. He is, in
fact, nearly connected with persons of importance, and his ancestry is
no less distinguished than he asserts. His father is dead, and he owns
a place in Staffordshire which is almost historic. I have seen
photographs of it, and it is certainly very fine. His forebears have
been noted in the history of England since the days of the courtier who
accompanied Anne of Denmark to Scotland, and, if he is proud of his
stock, it is not without cause. So he passed his time at Oxford,
cordially disliked, at the same time respected and mistrusted; he had
the reputation of a liar and a rogue, but it could not be denied that
he had considerable influence over others. He amused, angered,
irritated, and interested everyone with whom he came in contact.
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