"Of course," he snapped, "on these short runs it's not difficult for
you to pass us. But I am afraid that you may not find it so easy to
stay with us for the next fortnight or so. We're tired of mud-holing
and rottin' around with the small fry."
"If you are tired of me," observed the poet, "you know that you have
only to say so. Not for worlds would I persecute you with undesired
attentions."
"Not a bit of it!" exclaimed Cécile. "We find you very amusing. The
question is, whether you will find your occupation so amusing from
now on. As papa says, we are planning some good offshore runs. I do
hope that you will not find your duties too arduous."
Here was a challenge directly thrown down. Applebo looked as if the
mere thought of it made him overtired.
"Come, come..." said Bell, with an assumption of his hearty manner.
"'Fess up now. What is your real object in trailin' us around? Wood
says you find the proximity of three pretty girls stimulatin' to your
poetry. Is that true?"
"Quite." Applebo looked slowly at Cécile. "Huntington exaggerates.
The proximity of one of them would be quite enough. The focus of so
many romantic and sentimental aspirations must, by its mere
juxtaposition, inspire by repercussion the acme of poetic expression."
"H'm ... huh ... hough ... I don't precisely understand..." said
Bell, with perfect truth.
Cécile drew back with a little sniff. Applebo showed actual signs of
awakening. He leaned toward Bell and spread out his large,
well-shaped hands.
"We poets," he said, "are souls highly sensitised to extrinsic
emotions. We are less sentient beings than æsthetic interpreters of
the passionate vibrations of art or nature. Like the æolian harp
responding to the dalliance of a zephyr, thus do we translate
soul-talk of alien origin."
He beamed at the agonised Bell, who was panting for air.
"Just as the compass swings to meet its electric affinity," pursued
Applebo, in a rapt voice, "so doth the spirit of the Muse within us
react to the atmosphere of Love, that divinest of all motive force.
It is thus that I find your aura so stimulating" ... he looked at
Cécile... "like tabasco on an oyster." He gave her a celestial smile.
"I see," she answered. "You use us as a sort of stove."
"Less for its warmth," said Applebo, "than for the fuel with which it
is fed."
Captain Bell mopped his brow. "I am a practical sort of person
myself," said he, vaguely. "Why don't you accept our invitations and
get your inspiration at short range?"
"To do that," said the poet, "would be to sacrifice my sacred Muse
upon the altar of my own selfishness. No. All that I ask is merely
to continue as I am, a humble and devoted little pilot-fish."
Bell and Cécile both cast him glances of quick suspicion, but the
face of Mr. Applebo expressed no more than a sad and somewhat sleepy
resignation. Bell rose to his feet, and Cécile, somewhat
reluctantly, did the same. She felt that she was quitting a
considerable loser.
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