The Mahatma and the Hare: A Dream Story — John Shaqi
The Mahatma and the Hare: A Dream StoryHaggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
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The Mahatma and the Hare: A Dream Story
Haggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
Adventure stories; Fantasy fiction
The keeper, who was on his way to the place where he nailed the
creatures he did not like by dozens upon poles, looked down and saw the
fox. “Oh! my beauty,” he said, “so I have got you at last. Don’t you
think yourself clever trying to bite off that leg. You’d have done it
too, only I came along just in time. Well, good night, old girl, you
won’t have no more of my pheasants.”
Then he lifted the gun. There was a most dreadful noise and the fox
rolled over and lay still.
“There you are, all neat and tidy, my dear,” said the keeper. “Now I
must just tuck you away in the hollow tree before old Grampus sneaks
round and sees you, for if he should it will be almost as much as my
place is worth.”
Next he set his foot on the trap and, opening it, took hold of the fox
by the fore-legs to carry it off. The cat and the owl he stuffed away
into a great pocket in his coat.
“Jemima! don’t you wholly stink,” he said, then gave a most awful yell.
The fox wasn’t quite dead after all, it was only shamming dead. At any
rate it got Giles’ hand in its mouth and made its teeth meet through
the flesh.
Now the keeper began to jump about just as the fox had done when it set
its paw in the trap, shouting and saying all sorts of things that
somehow I don’t think I ought to repeat here. Round and round he went
with the fox hanging to his hand, like hares do when they dance
together, for he couldn’t get it off anyhow. At last he tumbled down
into a pool of mud and water, and when he got up again all wet through
I saw that the fox was really dead. But it had died biting, and now I
know that this pleased it very much.
It was just then that the man whom the keeper had called Grampus came
up. He was a big, fat man with a very red face, who made a kind of
blowing noise when he walked fast. I know now that he was the lord of
all the other men about that place, that he lived in the house which
looked over the sea, and that the boy and girl who put me in with the
yellow-toothed rabbit were his children. He was what the farmers called
“a first-rate all-round sportsman,” which means, my friend—but what is
your name?
“Oh! Mahatma,” I answered at hazard.
“Which means, my friend Mahatma, that he spent most of the year in
killing the lower animals such as me. Yes, he spent quite eight months
out of the twelve in killing us one way and another, for when there was
no more killing to be done in his own country, he would travel to
others and kill there. He would even kill pigeons from a trap, or young
rooks just out of their nests, or rats in a stack, or sparrows among
ivy, rather than not kill anything. I’ve heard Giles say so to the
under-keeper and call him ‘a regular slaughterer’ and ‘a true-blood
Englishman.’
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