The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country — John Shaqi
The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"You come back with us," grinned Pop. "We'll pool th' fish an' have a
three-corner meal. Where was you goin'?"
"To find you," chuckled Johnny. "I'm surprised at th' way you both
neglects business."
"Comin' from you that makes me laugh," snorted Pop.
Charley grinned. "Did you see that whoppin' big feller I got? Bet it'll
go three pounds."
"Lucky if it's half that," grunted Pop. "If I'd 'a' got that one _I_
had hold of, we'd 'a' had a three-pounder, or mebby a four-pounder."
Charley snorted. "Who ever heard of a four-pound brook trout? Been a
brown, now, it might 'a' been that big."
"Why, I caught 'em up to eight pounds, back East, when I was a kid!"
retorted Pop.
"Yo're a squaw's dog liar!" snapped Charley. "Eight-pound brook trout!
You must 'a' snagged a turtle, or an old boot full of mud!"
"Bet you five dollars!" retorted Pop, bristling.
"How you goin' to prove it?" jeered Charley. "Call th' dead back to
life to lie for you?"
"Reckon I can't prove it," regretted Pop. "But when a man hangs around
with a liar he shore gets th' name, too."
"Nobody never called me a liar an' got off without a hidin'!" snapped
Charley. "I may be sixty years old, but I can lick you an' yore whole
fambly if you gets too smart!"
Pop drew rein, his chin whiskers bobbing up and down. "I'm older'n that
myself; but I don't need no relations to help me lick you! Get off that
hoss, if you dares!"
"Here! Here!" interposed Johnny. "What's th' use of you two old friends
mussin' each other up? Come on! I'm in a hurry! I'm hungry!"
"I won't go a step till he says I ain't no liar!" snapped Charley.
"I won't go till he says I caught a eight-pound brook trout!"
"Mebby he did--how do _I_ know what he did when he was a boy?" growled
Charley, full of fight. "But I ain't no liar, an' that's flat!"
"Who said you was, you old fool?" asked Pop heatedly.
"You did!"
"I didn't!"
"You did!"
"Yo're a liar!"
"Yo're another!"
"Get off that hoss!"
"You ain't off yore own yet!"
Johnny was holding his sides and Pop wheeled on him savagely. "What th'
h--l _you_ laughin' at?"
"That's what _I_ want to know!" blazed Charley.
"Come on, Charley!" shouted Pop. "We'll eat them fish ourselves. It's
a fine how-dy-do when age ain't respected no more. An' th' next time
you goes around callin' folks liars," he said, shaking a trembling fist
under Johnny's nose, "you needn't foller _us_ to do it on!"
Down the trail they rode, angrily discussing Johnny, the times, and the
manners of the younger generation.
When Johnny arrived at the saloon and tried the door he found it
locked. He could hear footsteps inside and he stepped back, chuckling,
to wait until Pop had forgiven him; but after a few minutes he gave it
up and went around to try the window of a side room.
"What you think yo're doin'?" inquired a calm voice behind him.
He wheeled and saw a man regarding him with level gaze, and across the
street was a second, who sat on one horse and held fast to another.
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