The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
A green object dropped past the stranger's face, thumped solidly on the
pine bar, hooked a vicious-looking beak on the edge of the counter,
and swore luridly as its crafty nip missed the stranger's thumb.
The puncher swiftly bent his sinewy forefinger, touched it with his
thumb, and let it snap forward. The parrot got it on an eye and
staggered, squawking a protest.
Pop was surprised and disappointed, for most strangers showed some
signs of being startled, and often bought the drinks to further prove
that the joke was on them. This capable young man carelessly dropped
his great sombrero over Andrew Jackson and went right on talking as
though nothing unusual had occurred. It appeared that the bird was also
surprised and disappointed. The great hat heaved and rocked, bobbed
forward, backward, and sideways, and then slid jerkily along the bar,
its hidden locomotive force too deeply buried in thought and darkness
to utter even a single curse. Reaching the edge of the bar the big
hat pushed out over it, teetered a moment and then fell to the floor,
where Andrew Jackson, recovering his breath and vocabulary at the same
instant, filled the room with shrill and clamorous profanity.
The conversation finished to his satisfaction, the stranger glanced
down at his boot, where the ruffled bird was delivering tentative
frontal and flank attacks upon the glittering, sharp-toothed spur,
whose revolving rowel had the better of the argument. Andrew sensed
the movement, side-stepped clumsily and cocked an evil eye upward.
"You should 'a' taught him to swear in th' deaf an' dumb alphabet,"
commented the puncher, grinning at the bird's gravity. "Does he drink?"
he asked.
"Try him, an' see," suggested Pop, chuckling. He reached for a bottle
and clucked loudly.
Andrew shook himself energetically, and then proceeded to go up the
puncher's chaps by making diligent use of beak and claws. Reaching the
low-hung belt, he hooked his claws into it and then looked evilly and
suspiciously at the strange, suddenly extended forefinger. Deciding to
forego hostilities, he swung himself upon it and was slowly lifted up
to the bar.
Pop was disappointed again, for it was the bird's invariable custom to
deftly remove a portion of strange forefingers so trustingly offered.
He could crack nuts in his crooked beak. Andy shook himself violently,
craned his neck and hastened to bend it over the rim of the glass.
The stranger watched him in frank disgust and shrugged his shoulders
eloquently. "So all you could teach him was vile cuss words an' to like
whiskey, huh?" he muttered. "He's got less sense than I thought he
had," he growled, and, turning abruptly, went swiftly out to his horse.
Pop stared after him angrily and slapped the bird savagely. Emptying
the liquor upon the floor, he shuffled quickly to the door and shook
his fist at the departing horseman.
"Don't you tell Logan that _I_ sent you!" he shouted belligerently.
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