The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
Finding several pebbles, he threw them, one at a time, over the rim and
about over the place where he had found shelter. A muttered expletive
came from above and the shuffling went rapidly toward the sounds. Below
him on the trail he heard a slight stir, but ignored it as he sprinted
up the trail, silent as a ghost, and gained the shelter of a bowlder.
Here he waited, grim and relentless, for the sentry's return.
Shuffle Foot was peeved, and cared not a whit who knew it. Just because
he was hitched to a fool was no reason why he should endure asinine
practical joking; so he peered over the canyon's rim and spoke softly:
"What th' h--l do you think yo're doin'?"
The silence below was unbroken; but the astonished Mr. Gates longed
passionately for the power of thought transmission. It was all right
for Nat Harrison to go wandering around and braying like a jackass; he
wasn't lying almost nose to nose with the most capable two-gun man that
had ever cursed the Twin Buttes country.
"'Sleep?" queried Harrison. "What did you shoot at; 'nother ki-yote?"
Receiving no answer he became exasperated. "If it was anybody but you
I'd pay some attention to it. First you shoots a cougar out of a tree
when we're all holdin' our breath to keep quiet. Then you let drive at
a measly ki-yote, which you opined was a he-man. Next you plugs Long
Pete, thinkin' he was Nelson. An' now what do you think you see? If I
poke my head out far enough, even though I'm _talkin'_ to you, I'll bet
you'd let loose at it, thinkin' th' Lord only knows what. Why don't
you _say_ something? Do you think we're playin' some kid's game, where
th' feller that keeps still longest gets th' apple? Did you make that
noise?"
Gates writhed in impotent rage; but he suffered in silence, which only
increased the pressure of his anger.
"Mebby you done shot yoreself," suggested Harrison hopefully. "Didn't
see somethin' down by yore feet, an' shoot off yore toes, did you?
What's th' matter with yore mouth? You can use it enough, th' Lord
knows when nobody wants to hear it. _Say_ somethin', you locoed
polecat."
The pause was fruitless, and he continued, cheerfully:
"Mebby he's clubbed you again," he said. "Clubbed yore stone head with
th' butt of his gun an' gagged you with yore own handkerchief; yore
very much-soiled handkerchief. But I hardly reckon he did, because any
blow heavy enough to send a shock through that head of yourn would 'a'
been heard at th' houses, an' I didn't hear nothin' like that. Goin' to
say somethin'?"
Harrison chuckled, and tried again: "Well, if you ain't talkin' I'll
bet yo're thinkin'. Bet yo're wishin' I'd find a million dollars, get
elected president of th' country an' not have nothin' to worry about
all th' rest of my life. Ain't you, Dan'l Boone?
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