The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"You must be scared 'most to death," he continued after a pause. "Any
time you can't find a chance to talk you shore are in a bad fix. I'm
beginnin' to lose my temper. You make me plumb disgusted, you do. What
th' devil do you think _I_ was doin' out here all night? Think anybody
got past me to go down there for _you_ to shoot at? If there's anybody
down there he come up from below an' crawled over you before you woke
up."
Suddenly he cocked his head on one side and listened as a low gurgle
sounded in the canyon.
"Cuss my fool hide!" he whispered. "Mebby he _did_ see something! Mebby
somebody come _up_ th' trail, tryin' to get out of th' valley before
daylight! Mebby it wasn't Ben at all that did th' shootin'! Hey, Ben;
_Ben!_ For heaven's sake, _say_ something, _any_thing!"
Gates, stung into a blinding rage which swept aside every thought
of caution, did say something. Nature seemed to shrink from the
stream of throbbing profanity which came shouting up out of the black
canyon, whose granite walls flung it back and forth until the chasm
reverberated with it.
Harrison listened, entranced, his open mouth, refusing to shut,
testifying to the great awe which held him spellbound. Never in all
his sinful life had he heard such a masterpiece of invective, epithet,
and profane invocation. The words seemed to be alive and writhing with
venom; he almost could hear them crackle in the air. He heard himself
called everything uncomplimentary which a frontier vocabulary saved
for just such situations. He heard his ancestors described back to
the time of Adam; sweeping up to the present, himself, his relatives,
his ambitions, habits, and personal belongings were dissected by the
man below. And then his future and the prophesied future abode of his
spirit were probed and riddled and described by a furious, vitriolic
tongue. His hair, eyes, ears, nose, gait, and manners were gathered up
and torn apart for microscopic examination and the descriptions were
shouted at the top of his companion's voice, which bellowed and boomed,
rasped and coughed, screeched and shrilled down in the blackness
forty feet below him. Then there fell a sudden calm, a silence which
seemed doubly silent, unreal, because of the contrast. A convulsive,
retching, strangling fit of coughing broke it, and then a hoarse,
rasping voice asked mildly, anxiously, a mild question:
"Is there anything I forgot?"
Johnny, standing up behind the smaller bowlder that he might not lose a
word or an inflection of the masterpiece, lost in admiration, forgetful
of purpose and the situation, danced gleefully and gave a joyous shout:
"Not a cussed thing!"
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