"I don't like it one little bit," he said. "It isn't the delay so much
as the affront to our intelligence."
"Yes, darling," soothed Myra. "We should have shown them our diplomas
and degrees. Or challenged them to a spelling bee!"
"You're not funny," said her husband. "Do you realize that we've been
in this hole for a week? Do you realize that Art Wilder and everyone on
Jupiter and Earth will think we're dead?" He paused. "Not that we won't
be."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean if they stick us in one of those ships of theirs to go explore
that mad-aura continent and find out what's behind all the mystery,
we'd be better off dead than crazy."
Myra laughed. "What an ego you must have, my husband. It won't permit
you to think that it's possible these peach-people have bigger and
better brainwaves than we."
A bell sounded and a blue light went on and off above the door.
"Open it yourself," shouted Steve irritably. "I don't know how."
The door opened. Peachy entered.
Accompanying him was a strictly utilitarian piece of robot machinery.
Headless, it consisted of a long steel body terminating in a balled
foot at one end and two triple-jointed arms at the other. At the end of
each arm was a murderous looking spiked ball, both of which swung idly
and menacingly at the thing's sides.
Peachy beckoned to them. When they hesitated, the robot clanged its
spiked fists together with an unpleasant ringing sound, then raised
them menacingly in the air.
Steve and Myra blanched, and meekly followed Peachy through the door.
They walked outside, followed Peachy to a space-ship and entered.
Myra looked at Steve a trifle uncertainly.
"Resistance would have been futile, I suppose?"
Steve tried to make himself comfortable on a tiny seat of the cabin.
"I think so, considering that our only hope of ever getting back to
our own System lies in playing ball with these fuzzy Fascists. There
may not be much chance of our succeeding in this screwball expedition,
but the important thing is that there is _some_. Putting up a fight
might have been gratifying to the ego, but I doubt that it would have
convinced these gangsters that they ought to send us back home."
"I suppose you're right, Steve. But just what exactly do you think our
chances are, this way?"
"Looking at it from the scientific angle, we're pretty well off. Here
we are scootling along at Lord knows what speed, in what may well be
the most up to date ship in the universe, with nothing to do but push
Button X when we get to Point Q on--what the hell'd I do with that
chart?"
"It's all right," said Myra. "I've got it."
"--And we land without fuss or bother. Providing...." A worried look
crept into Steve's face.
"Providing we don't go nuts," supplemented Myra.
"We do have to put an awful lot of faith in Peachy's theory that we're
subnormal enough, mentally, to escape the spider-people's batty beam.
Then all they ask is that we put the beam out of business, or show them
how they can."
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