The Man in Ratcatcher, and Other StoriesMcNeile, H. C. (Herman Cyril)
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The Man in Ratcatcher, and Other Stories
McNeile, H. C. (Herman Cyril)
Detective and mystery stories, English; English fiction -- 20th century
"’E ain’t much ter look at, I knows, Major," said the groom, carrying
out his instructions. "But if yer ’andle ’im easy, and nurse ’im a bit,
e’ll give yer some sport."
"I can quite believe it," remarked the other, swinging into the saddle.
"Ring the bell, will you? That will give him his cue to start."
With a grin on his face the groom watched the melancholy steed amble
sedately out of the yard and down the road.
Before he had gone fifty yards the horse’s head had come up a little, he
was walking more collectedly—looking as if he had regained some of the
spring of former days. For there was a _man_ on his back—a man born and
bred to horses and their ways—and it would be hard to say which of the
two, the groom or the animal, realized it first. Which was why the grin
so quickly effaced itself. The groom’s old pride in Boddington’s felt
outraged at having to offer such a mount to such a man. He turned as a
two-seated racing car pulled up in the yard, and a young man stepped
out. He nodded to the groom as he removed his coat, and the latter
touched his cap.
"Grand day, Mr. Dawson," he remarked. "Scent should be good."
The newcomer grunted indifferently, and adjusted his already faultless
stock, while another groom led out a magnificent blood chestnut from a
loose-box.
"Who was the fellah in ratcatcher I yassed, ridin’ that awful old quod
of yours?" he asked.
To such a sartorial exquisite a bowler hat and a short coat was almost a
crime.
"I dunno, sir," said the groom. "Ain’t never seen ’im before to the
best of me knowledge. But you’ll see ’im at the finish."
The other regarded his chestnut complacently.
"He won’t live half a mile if we get goin’," he remarked. "You want a
horse if hounds find in Spinner’s Copse; not a prehistoric bone-bag."
He glanced at the old groom’s expressionless face, and gave a short
laugh in which there was more than a hint of self-satisfaction. "And
you can’t get a horse without money these days, George, and dam’ big
money at that." He carefully adjusted his pink coat as he sat in the
saddle. "Have the grey taken to Merton cross-roads: and you can take the
car there, too," he continued, turning to the chauffeur.
Then with a final hitch at his coat, he too went out of the yard. For a
while the old groom watched him dispassionately, until a bend in the
road hid him from sight. Then he turned to one of his underlings and
delivered himself of one of his usual cryptic utterances.
"’Ave yer ever seen a monkey, Joe, sittin’ on the branch of a tree,
’uggin’ a waxwork doll?"
"Can’t say as ’ow I ’ave, Garge," returned the other, after profound
cogitation.
"Well, yer don’t need to. That monkey’d be the same shape ’as ’im on a
’orse."
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