"One come in, so far, interest and all," says he. "I wisht it hadn't.
First thing I know, I'll be as rich as Old Man Wisner here. I see he
wants to run for alderman up in that ward. Now I wonder what his game is
there--it don't stand to reason he'd want to be a alderman now, unless
there's something under it. You'd think he was trying to run the town
and the whole world, too, wouldn't you?"
"I don't like that outfit," says I. "They ain't friendly. If a man don't
neighbor with you, like enough he's stealing somewhere and don't want
to be watched."
"That certainly is so," says he. "Still, I been busy enough for a
while."
"The first thing you know," I says to him, "you'll lose your roll, and
then where will we be?" But he only laughs at that.
"For instance," says he, "you see all them electric lights all over this
town. I begun to study about them things when I first come here. There's
a sort of little thing inside that they burn--carbon, they call it. I
seen that everybody would keep their eyes on the light and not notice
the carbon. But still they had to have carbon. I put a little into a
company that made them things--not much; only a hundred thousand or so.
Since then, what have they done? Why, they've turned in and gave me
eighty per cent stock for nothing, and raised the cash dividend until
I'm making twenty per cent on all I invested and what I didn't invest
too. Such things bores me.
"Then again, there's my rubber business," says he, "rubber tires. The
second day we owned the big car she busts a couple of tires--fifty
dollars or so per each. I begun to figure out how many cars they was
running in this town, up and down the avenue and all over all the other
streets, each one of 'em with four tires on and any one of 'em liable to
bust any minute. I figure the tires runs from fifteen to sixty dollars
apiece and that somebody spends a lot of money for them. Then I went and
bought into a good company that makes them things, a few months ago--not
much; only a couple of hundred thousand or so. But what's the use?" He
sets back and yawns, looking tired.
"I can't help it. I can't find no game in this country that's hard
enough to play for to be interesting. What them rubber-tire people done
was to make me a present of a whole lot of other stock the other day and
raise the dividends. I can't buy into no company at all, it seems like,
'less'n every twenty minutes or so they up and declare another dividend.
I don't like it. I wisht I could find some real man's-size game to play,
because I'm like you--I get lonesome."
Still, he was looking thoughtful.
"Some games we can play," says he. "Then again, seems like there's
others we can't. Now about the kid----"
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