LIEUTENANT (facing him at the opposite side of the table, leaning on it with his fists). Oh, I'm all right, General: I'm perfectly ready to give an account of myself. I shall make the court-martial thoroughly understand that the fault was not mine. Advantage has been taken of the better side of my nature; and I'm not ashamed of it. But with all respect to you as my commanding officer, General, I say again that if ever I set eyes on that son of Satan, I'll-- NAPOLEON (angrily). So you said before. LIEUTENANT (drawing himself upright). I say it again, just wait until I catch him. Just wait: that's all. (He folds his arms resolutely, and breathes hard, with compressed lips.) NAPOLEON. I AM waiting, sir--for your explanation. LIEUTENANT (confidently). You'll change your tone, General, when you hear what has happened to me. NAPOLEON. Nothing has happened to you, sir: you are alive and not disabled. Where are the papers entrusted to you? LIEUTENANT. Nothing! Nothing!! Oho! Well, we'll see. (Posing himself to overwhelm Napoleon with his news.) He swore eternal brotherhood with me. Was that nothing? He said my eyes reminded him of his sister's eyes. Was that nothing? He cried--actually cried--over the story of my separation from Angelica. Was that nothing? He paid for both bottles of wine, though he only ate bread and grapes himself. Perhaps you call that nothing! He gave me his pistols and his horse and his despatches--most important despatches--and let me go away with them. (Triumphantly, seeing that he has reduced Napoleon to blank stupefaction.) Was THAT nothing? NAPOLEON (enfeebled by astonishment). What did he do that for? LIEUTENANT (as if the reason were obvious). To show his confidence in me. (Napoleon's jaw does not exactly drop; but its hinges become nerveless. The Lieutenant proceeds with honest indignation.) And I was worthy of his confidence: I brought them all back honorably. But would you believe it?--when I trusted him with MY pistols, and MY horse, and MY despatches-- NAPOLEON (enraged). What the devil did you do that for? LIEUTENANT. Why, to show my confidence in him, of course. And he betrayed it--abused it--never came back. The thief! the swindler! the heartless, treacherous little blackguard! You call that nothing, I suppose. But look here, General: (again resorting to the table with his fist for greater emphasis) YOU may put up with this outrage from the Austrians if you like; but speaking for myself personally, I tell you that if ever I catch-- NAPOLEON (turning on his heel in disgust and irritably resuming his march to and fro). Yes: you have said that more than once already. LIEUTENANT (excitedly). More than once! I'll say it fifty times; and what's more, I'll do it. You'll see, General. I'll show my confidence in him, so I will. I'll-- NAPOLEON. Yes, yes, sir: no doubt you will. What kind of man was he? LIEUTENANT. Well, I should think you ought to be able to tell from his conduct the sort of man he was.