He sat down on a large stone to take out a little pebble from his shoe,
when he saw, at some distance, a beggar approaching him. He had on a
loose sort of coat, mended with different-coloured rags, amongst which
the blue and the russet were the predominant. He had a short knotty
stick in his hand, and on the top of it was stuck a ram’s horn; his knees
(though he was no pilgrim) had worn the stuff of his breeches; he wore no
shoes, and his stockings had entirely lost that part of them which should
have covered his feet and ankles; in his face, however, was the plump
appearance of good humour; he walked a good round pace, and a
crook-legged dog trotted at his heels.
“Our delicacies,” said Harley to himself, “are fantastic; they are not in
nature! that beggar walks over the sharpest of these stones barefooted,
whilst I have lost the most delightful dream in the world, from the
smallest of them happening to get into my shoe.” The beggar had by this
time come up, and, pulling off a piece of hat, asked charity of Harley;
the dog began to beg too:—it was impossible to resist both; and, in
truth, the want of shoes and stockings had made both unnecessary, for
Harley had destined sixpence for him before. The beggar, on receiving
it, poured forth blessings without number; and, with a sort of smile on
his countenance, said to Harley “that if he wanted to have his fortune
told”—Harley turned his eye briskly on the beggar: it was an unpromising
look for the subject of a prediction, and silenced the prophet
immediately. “I would much rather learn,” said Harley, “what it is in
your power to tell me: your trade must be an entertaining one; sit down
on this stone, and let me know something of your profession; I have often
thought of turning fortune-teller for a week or two myself.”
“Master,” replied the beggar, “I like your frankness much; God knows I
had the humour of plain-dealing in me from a child, but there is no doing
with it in this world; we must live as we can, and lying is, as you call
it, my profession, but I was in some sort forced to the trade, for I
dealt once in telling truth.
“I was a labourer, sir, and gained as much as to make me live: I never
laid by indeed: for I was reckoned a piece of a wag, and your wags, I
take it, are seldom rich, Mr. Harley.”
“So,” said Harley, “you seem to know me.”
“Ay, there are few folks in the country that I don’t know something of:
how should I tell fortunes else?”
“True; but to go on with your story: you were a labourer, you say, and a
wag; your industry, I suppose, you left with your old trade, but your
humour you preserve to be of use to you in your new.”
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