mistress,” said Harley; “every soldier has a mistress.” The man excused
himself—“To your mistress! you cannot refuse it.” ’Twas Mrs. Margery’s
best dram! Peter stood with the bottle a little inclined, but not so as
to discharge a drop of its contents: “Fill it, Peter,” said his master,
“fill it to the brim.” Peter filled it; and the soldier having named
Suky Simpson, dispatched it in a twinkling. “Thou art an honest fellow,”
said Harley, “and I love thee;” and shaking his hand again, desired Peter
to make him his guest at dinner, and walked up into his room with a pace
much quicker and more springy than usual.
This agreeable disappointment, however, he was not long suffered to
enjoy. The curate happened that day to dine with him: his visits,
indeed, were more properly to the aunt than the nephew; and many of the
intelligent ladies in the parish, who, like some very great philosophers,
have the happy knack at accounting for everything, gave out that there
was a particular attachment between them, which wanted only to be matured
by some more years of courtship to end in the tenderest connection. In
this conclusion, indeed, supposing the premises to have been true, they
were somewhat justified by the known opinion of the lady, who frequently
declared herself a friend to the ceremonial of former times, when a lover
might have sighed seven years at his mistress’s feet before he was
allowed the liberty of kissing her hand. ’Tis true Mrs. Margery was now
about her grand climacteric; no matter: that is just the age when we
expect to grow younger. But I verily believe there was nothing in the
report; the curate’s connection was only that of a genealogist; for in
that character he was no way inferior to Mrs. Margery herself. He dealt
also in the present times; for he was a politician and a news-monger.
He had hardly said grace after dinner, when he told Mrs. Margery that she
might soon expect a pair of white gloves, as Sir Harry Benson, he was
very well informed, was just going to be married to Miss Walton. Harley
spilt the wine he was carrying to his mouth: he had time, however, to
recollect himself before the curate had finished the different
particulars of his intelligence, and summing up all the heroism he was
master of, filled a bumper, and drank to Miss Walton. “With all my
heart,” said the curate, “the bride that is to be.” Harley would have
said bride too; but the word bride stuck in his throat. His confusion,
indeed, was manifest; but the curate began to enter on some point of
descent with Mrs. Margery, and Harley had very soon after an opportunity
of leaving them, while they were deeply engaged in a question, whether
the name of some great man in the time of Henry the Seventh was Richard
or Humphrey.
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