Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“And now my plan is this: If you prefer to conduct the inquiry
privately, do so. Tell the contents of this present writing to any
one who is likely to be the right man. If he shall answer, ‘I am the
man; the remark I made was so-and-so,’ apply the test--to wit: open
the sack, and in it you will find a sealed envelope containing that
remark. If the remark mentioned by the candidate tallies with it,
give him the money, and ask no further questions, for he is certainly
the right man.
“But if you shall prefer a public inquiry, then publish this present
writing in the local paper--with these instructions added, to wit:
Thirty days from now, let the candidate appear at the town-hall at
eight in the evening (Friday), and hand his remark, in a sealed
envelope, to the Rev. Mr. Burgess (if he will be kind enough to act);
and let Mr. Burgess there and then destroy the seals of the sack, open
it, and see if the remark is correct: if correct, let the money be
delivered, with my sincere gratitude, to my benefactor thus
identified.”
Mrs. Richards sat down, gently quivering with excitement, and was soon
lost in thinkings--after this pattern: “What a strange thing it is!
... And what a fortune for that kind man who set his bread afloat upon
the waters!... If it had only been my husband that did it!--for we are
so poor, so old and poor!...” Then, with a sigh--“But it was not my
Edward; no, it was not he that gave a stranger twenty dollars. It is a
pity too; I see it now...” Then, with a shudder--“But it is _gamblers_’
money! the wages of sin; we couldn’t take it; we couldn’t touch it.
I don’t like to be near it; it seems a defilement.” She moved to a
farther chair... “I wish Edward would come, and take it to the bank; a
burglar might come at any moment; it is dreadful to be here all alone
with it.”
At eleven Mr. Richards arrived, and while his wife was saying “I am
_so_ glad you’ve come!” he was saying, “I am so tired--tired clear out;
it is dreadful to be poor, and have to make these dismal journeys at my
time of life. Always at the grind, grind, grind, on a salary--another
man’s slave, and he sitting at home in his slippers, rich and
comfortable.”
“I am so sorry for you, Edward, you know that; but be comforted; we
have our livelihood; we have our good name--”
“Yes, Mary, and that is everything. Don’t mind my talk--it’s just a
moment’s irritation and doesn’t mean anything. Kiss me--there, it’s
all gone now, and I am not complaining any more. What have you been
getting? What’s in the sack?”
Then his wife told him the great secret. It dazed him for a moment;
then he said:
“It weighs a hundred and sixty pounds? Why, Mary, it’s for-ty thou-sand
dollars--think of it--a whole fortune! Not ten men in this village are
worth that much. Give me the paper.”
He skimmed through it and said:
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