Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Oh, it is dreadful--I know what you are going to say--he didn’t return
your transcript of the pretended test-remark.”
“No--kept it to destroy us with. Mary, he has exposed us to some
already. I know it--I know it well. I saw it in a dozen faces after
church. Ah, he wouldn’t answer our nod of recognition--he knew what he
had been doing!”
In the night the doctor was called. The news went around in the
morning that the old couple were rather seriously ill--prostrated by
the exhausting excitement growing out of their great windfall, the
congratulations, and the late hours, the doctor said. The town was
sincerely distressed; for these old people were about all it had left
to be proud of, now.
Two days later the news was worse. The old couple were delirious, and
were doing strange things. By witness of the nurses, Richards had
exhibited cheques--for $8,500? No--for an amazing sum--$38,500! What
could be the explanation of this gigantic piece of luck?
The following day the nurses had more news--and wonderful. They had
concluded to hide the cheques, lest harm come to them; but when they
searched they were gone from under the patient’s pillow--vanished away.
The patient said:
“Let the pillow alone; what do you want?”
“We thought it best that the cheques--”
“You will never see them again--they are destroyed. They came from
Satan. I saw the hell-brand on them, and I knew they were sent to
betray me to sin.” Then he fell to gabbling strange and dreadful things
which were not clearly understandable, and which the doctor admonished
them to keep to themselves.
Richards was right; the cheques were never seen again.
A nurse must have talked in her sleep, for within two days the
forbidden gabblings were the property of the town; and they were of
a surprising sort. They seemed to indicate that Richards had been a
claimant for the sack himself, and that Burgess had concealed that fact
and then maliciously betrayed it.
Burgess was taxed with this and stoutly denied it. And he said it was
not fair to attach weight to the chatter of a sick old man who was out
of his mind. Still, suspicion was in the air, and there was much talk.
After a day or two it was reported that Mrs. Richards’s delirious
deliveries were getting to be duplicates of her husband’s. Suspicion
flamed up into conviction, now, and the town’s pride in the purity of
its one undiscredited important citizen began to dim down and flicker
toward extinction.
Six days passed, then came more news. The old couple were dying.
Richards’s mind cleared in his latest hour, and he sent for Burgess.
Burgess said:
“Let the room be cleared. I think he wishes to say something in
privacy.”
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