Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Why, yes--yes, it is true; but when I thought what a stir it would
make, and what a compliment it was to Hadleyburg that a stranger should
trust it so--”
“Oh, certainly, I know all that; but if you had only stopped to think,
you would have seen that you _couldn’t_ find the right man, because he
is in his grave, and hasn’t left chick nor child nor relation behind
him; and as long as the money went to somebody that awfully needed it,
and nobody would be hurt by it, and--and--”
She broke down, crying. Her husband tried to think of some comforting
thing to say, and presently came out with this:
“But after all, Mary, it must be for the best--it must be; we know
that. And we must remember that it was so ordered--”
“Ordered! Oh, everything’s _ordered_, when a person has to find some
way out when he has been stupid. Just the same, it was _ordered_
that the money should come to us in this special way, and it was you
that must take it on yourself to go meddling with the designs of
Providence--and who gave you the right? It was wicked, that is what it
was--just blasphemous presumption, and no more becoming to a meek and
humble professor of--”
“But, Mary, you know how we have been trained all our lives long, like
the whole village, till it is absolutely second nature to us to stop
not a single moment to think when there’s an honest thing to be done--”
“Oh, I know it, I know it--it’s been one everlasting training and
training and training in honesty--honesty shielded, from the very
cradle, against every possible temptation, and so it’s _artificial_
honesty, and weak as water when temptation comes, as we have seen
this night. God knows I never had shade nor shadow of a doubt of my
petrified and indestructible honesty until now--and now, under the very
first big and real temptation, I--Edward, it is my belief that this
town’s honesty is as rotten as mine is; as rotten as yours. It is a
mean town, a hard, stingy town, and hasn’t a virtue in the world but
this honesty it is so celebrated for and so conceited about; and so
help me, I do believe that if ever the day comes that its honesty falls
under great temptation, its grand reputation will go to ruin like a
house of cards. There, now, I’ve made confession, and I feel better; I
am a humbug, and I’ve been one all my life, without knowing it. Let no
man call me honest again--I will not have it.”
“I--Well, Mary, I feel a good deal as you do: I certainly do. It seems
strange, too, so strange. I never could have believed it--never.”
A long silence followed; both were sunk in thought. At last the wife
looked up and said:
“I know what you are thinking, Edward.”
Richards had the embarrassed look of a person who is caught.
“I am ashamed to confess it, Mary, but--”
“It’s no matter, Edward, I was thinking the same question myself.”
“I hope so. State it.”
“You were thinking, if a body could only guess out _what the remark
was_ that Goodson made to the stranger.”
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