Chauffeurs -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Short stories
"He asked me to drive him down from town to his house at Five Corners.
My mistress told me to take him, and I did. I was to have fifteen of
the best for the job--and here you see what I get. Oh, you bet I'm
happy."
I spoke with some feeling, and you may be sure I felt pretty kind
towards Lord Crossborough just then. To be kept up all night and run
about like a "yellow breeches," to have my ears crammed with promises
and my skin drenched with the mists, to find myself stranded in Barnet
at the end. It was more than any man's temper could stand, and that I
told the sergeant.
"Well," says I, "next time I meet him, I shall have something pretty
strong to say to that same Lord Crossborough, and you may tell him so
when you see him."
"See him--I wish we could see him. There's half the county police
looking for him this minute. Oh, we'd like to see him all right, and a
few others as well. Now, you come down to the station and tell us all
about it. There'll be a cup of hot coffee there, and I daresay you
won't mind that."
I said that I wouldn't, and went along with him. An inspector at the
station took my story down from the time I set off from the Carlton to
the moment I quitted Five Corners. What he wanted it for, what Lord
Crossborough had done, or what he was going to do, they didn't tell me,
nor did I care. But they gave me a jolly good breakfast before they
sent me off, and that was about the best thing I had had for twelve
long hours. It was eleven o'clock when I got back to town at last.
And at three o'clock precisely I saw my mistress again.
You will readily imagine that I was glad of this interview, and had
been looking forward to it anxiously from the time I drove the car into
the stable until the moment it came off. Miss Dartel had a flat in
Bayswater just then; but she didn't send for me there, and it was at
the theatre I saw her, in her own dressing-room between the acts of a
rehearsal. A clean-shaven gentleman was talking to her when I went in,
and for a little while I didn't recognise him; but presently he turned
round, and something in his manner and tone of voice caused me to look
up sharp enough.
"Why," says I, "his lordship!"
They both laughed at this, and Miss Dartel held up her finger.
"Whatever are you saying, Britten?" cried she. "That's Mr. Jermyn, of
the Hicks Theatre."
"Jermyn or French," says I, my temper getting up, "he's the man I drove
to Five Corners last night--and fifteen pounds he owes me, neither more
nor less."
Well, they both laughed again, and the gentleman, he took a pocket-book
from the inside pocket of his coat and laid three five-pound notes on
the table. While they were there, Miss Dartel puts her pretty fingers
upon them, and begins to speak quite confidentially--
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