Chauffeurs -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Short stories
Now this was the middle of the month of August, and "Benny" certainly
was dressed for country wear. A dot-and-go-one suit of dittoes went
for best, so to speak, with his curly red hair, and got the better of
it by a long way. He had a white rose in his button-hole, and his
manner was as smooth as Vacuum B from a nice clean can. He had just
breakfasted off his usual brandy-and-soda and dry toast when I came in;
and the big cigar did sentry-go across his mouth all the time he talked
to me.
"Come in, come in, Britten," he cried pompously, when I appeared. "You
like your place, I hope--you don't find the work too hard?"
"That's so--sir--a very nice sort of place this for a delicate young
man like myself."
"Ah, but we are going to be a little busier. Has Mr. Walter shown you
the car?"
"No, sir, not yet. I hear she is a White steamer, though."
"Yes, yes; I like steam cars; they don't shake me up. When a man
weighs fifteen stun, he doesn't like to be shaken up, Britten--not good
for his digestion, eh? Well, you go down to the Bedford Mews, No. 23B,
and tell me if you can get the thing going by ten o'clock to-morrow--as
far as Watford, Britten. That's the place, Watford. I've something on
down there--something very important. Upon my soul, I don't know why I
shouldn't tell you. It's about a lady, Britten--ha, ha!--about a lady."
Well, he grinned all over his face just like the laughing gorilla at
the Zoo, and went on grinning for a matter of two minutes or more.
Such a laugh caught you whether you would or no; and while I didn't
care two-pence about his business, and less about the lady, yet here I
was laughing as loudly as he, and seemingly just as pleased.
"Is it a young lady?" I ventured to ask presently. But he stopped
laughing at that, and looked mighty serious.
"You mustn't question me, my lad," he said, a bit proudly. "I like my
servants to be in my confidence, but they must not beg it. We are
going down to Watford--that is enough for you. Get the car ready as
soon as possible, and let me know at once if there is anything the
matter with her."
I promised to do so, and went round to the mews immediately. "Benny"
seemed to me just a good-natured lovesick old fool, who had got hold of
some new girl in the country and was going off to spoon her. The car I
found to be one of the latest forty White's in tip-top trim. She
steamed at once, and when I had put a new heater in, there was nothing
more to be done to her, except to wash her down, a thing no
self-respecting mechanic will ever do if he can get another to take the
job on for him. So I hired a loafer who was hanging about the mews,
and set him to the work while I read the papers and smoked a cigarette.
He was a playful little cuss to be sure, one of those "ne'er-grow-ups"
you meet about stables, and ready enough to gossip when I gave him the
chance.
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