Chauffeurs -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Short stories
This was a surmise--a surmise and nothing more; and yet how true it
proved! I had a 'tec with me on the following afternoon, and a pretty
tale he had to tell. Not, mind you, as he himself declared, that Dolly
was really dishonest. She had left a few bills behind her; but where
is the woman who does not do that, and who would think the better of
her if she didn't? Dolly wasn't a thief by a long way--but her
shopping mania was wild enough to be written about, and she bought
thousands of pounds' worth of goods in London, just for the mere
pleasure of ordering them and nothing more.
I often laugh when I think how she fooled the tradesmen in Bond Street
and the West End. Just imagine them bowing and scraping when she told
'em to send home a thousand-pound tiara, or a two-hundred-guinea white
fox, and promised they should be paid on delivery. Why, they strewed
her path with bows and smiles--and when they sent home the goods to a
flat by Regent's Park--an address she always gave--they found it empty
and no one there to take delivery. No more bows and smiles after that;
but what could they do, and what offence had she committed? That was
just what the 'tec asked me, and I could not answer.
"We know most of 'em," he said, "but she's a right-down finger-print
from the backwoods. Nathaniel St. John cables from New York that he
doesn't know her, but will be pleased to make her acquaintance, if
we'll frank her over. I tell these people they can sue her--but, man,
you might as well sue the statue of Oliver Cromwell----"
"He being stony-broke likewise," said I. "Well, she had a run for her
money, and here's good luck to her. I hope that I haven't seen her for
the last time."
"If you have," says he, "put me in Madame Tussaud's. When next you
hear of Dolly St. John it will be in something big. Remember that when
the day comes."
I told him I would not forget it, and we parted upon it. Dolly was a
pretty bit of goods for a tea-party, but a driver sees too many faces
to keep one over-long in his memory, and I will say straight out, that
I had forgotten her very name when next I saw her, and was just about
the most astonished man inside the four-mile radius when I picked her
up one fine afternoon at a West End hotel, and she told me we were
going to drive into the country together.
"But," says I, "this car has been hired by Miss Phyllis More----"
"Oh, you stupid man!" cried she. "Don't you see that I am Miss Phyllis
More? I thought you were clever enough to understand that ladies
change their names sometimes, Britten. Now, why shouldn't I be Phyllis
More if I wish to? Are you going to be unkind enough to tell people
about it? I'm sure you are not, for you were so very good to me when
last I was in England."
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