Chauffeurs -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Short stories
"Lord Badington be d----d," he said, speaking through his nose as he
always did, "her dabe's Dolly Sid John, and she's the sabe who did us
id de winter. I wonder you were such a precious fool as not to
recognise her. Do you mean to dell me you didn't dow her?"
"What!" I cried, opening my eyes wide, "she Dolly St. John! Well, you
do surprise me; and she gone to Dover this very afternoon--leastwise,
if it isn't to Dover, it's to Folkestone--but Biggs would tell us. Are
you quite sure about it, sir?"
He swore he was sure, and went on to tell me that if I hadn't been the
greatest chump in Europe I would have known it from the start.
"Where are your eyes?" he kept asking me; "do you mean to say you can
drive a woman for ted days in London and not dow her again three months
afterwards? A fine sort of chap you are. You deserve a statue in the
Fools' Museum, upod my word you do. Now take me to the car, and let's
see what's the matter. I'll have more to say to you whed we're in
London, you mark that, my man."
I didn't give him any cheek, much as I would have liked to. My game
was to protect Miss Dolly as far as I was able, and to hold my tongue
for her sake.
Clearly her position was perilous. If this dun of a Jew went up to the
house, and told them her name was not More, but St. John, the fat would
be in the fire with a vengeance, and her chance of marrying John Sarand
about equal to mine of mating with the crowned heads of Europe. What
to do I knew no more than the dead. I had no messenger to send up to
the house; I dare not leave Moss to get talking to the people of the
inn; and there I was, helping him to fit and time the new magneto, and
just feeling I'd pay ten pounds for the privilege of knocking him down
with his own spanner.
We finished the job in about half an hour, and the Renault started up
at once. Moss hadn't spoken of Miss Dolly while we were at work; but
directly the engine started he remembered his business, and turned on
me like a fury.
"Whed did you say she started off?" he asked.
"About two this afternoon, I think."
"In whose car?"
"Why, his lordship's, of course."
"She seems pretty thick with the dobility. Perhaps I'd better give her
a chadce of paying?"
I smiled.
"There's boats to France at Dover," said I. "What if she's going over
by the night mail?"
He looked at me most shrewdly.
"I can't make you out, Britten," says he; "either you are the greatest
fool or the greatest rogue id my ebployment. Subtimes you seeb clever
enough, too. Suppose we rud the car over to Dover and see what's doing
there."
"Yes," said I, "and you can telephone to the pier at Folkestone to have
her stopped if she's sailing from there."
He snapped his fingers and smiled all over his face.
"That's it!" he cried. "If she's leaving the coudtry I'll arrest her.
I wish you'd been half as sharp when you picked her up id London."
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