Chauffeurs -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Short stories
Bless us all--how the chap did walk. There he was, head bent down,
shoulders sagging, his step shuffling as though he wore slippers, and
in his eyes that money fever which, to me, is one of the most awful
things in all the world. Even the police were rather disgusted with
him, I think, and the sergeant told me afterwards that he would have
paid fifty pounds to have got out of the job. For that matter, neither
he nor his underling said a word to Moss when they rang at the front
door bell, and they didn't seem to think it at all wonderful that Biggs
and I should be upon the doorstep with them. So all together we waited
quite a long time before old Hill, the butler, came jauntily along the
great corridor, and opened to us very deliberately. And now for it, I
thought--and oh, my poor Dolly, whatever is going to happen to you!
"Party of the dabe of Miss More--is she sdaying in this house?" asks
Moss, half pushing his way in, and trying to look impudent. You should
have seen the butler's face when he answered him.
"Who the devil are you?" he asked, "and what do you mean by coming here
like this? Outside, my man, or I'll put you there pretty quick."
He took Moss by the collar, and, turning him about as though he were a
babe, shoved him on the wrong side of the door before you could have
said "knife." Then he turned to the sergeant.
"What's all this, Sergeant Joyce?" he asked. "Why do you bring this
person here?"
"Oh," stammered the sergeant, "he says that a certain Miss More----"
"I beg you pardon," cried the butler quickly, "I think you should speak
of Lady Badington--my master left for Paris at eight o'clock this
morning."
"What!" roared Moss--and you could have heard him on the Goodwin
Sands--"Lord Badington's married her?"
"I believe those are the facts," says Hill, very quietly--and
then--well, and then I sat down on the doorstep and I laughed until the
tears ran down my face. Oh, Lord! oh, Lord!--and Moss's face! But you
will understand all that, and how the sergeant looked, and the smile on
the butler's face, without me saying a single word about it.
"Take a week's notice, and be d----d to you!" cried I, turning upon my
master all of a sudden. "Do you think I'll serve with a man who sent
policemen after his best customers? You go to hell, Moss--where you
ought to have been long ago," and with that I just walked off down the
drive, and Biggs with me. Lord, what an afternoon we had! And the
night we spent afterwards in Ramsgate!
For, you see, it was quite true. Old Lord Badington, who never could
look at a pretty woman twice without falling in love with her, found
himself mostly alone with Mistress Dolly at Sandwich, and, by all that
is true and wonderful, he married her.
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