Chauffeurs -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Short stories
As to what might happen afterwards, I was indifferent; for Paris is the
same as London to a proper motor-man, and I am just as much at home in
the Champs Elysees as in Regent Street. So I left that to fortune,
and, setting about the plan, I had my things packed and the car made
ready under an hour, and at four o'clock sharp that afternoon I picked
up Madame and her trunks at the door of the hotel and set off boldly as
though to drive her to the Italian frontier. But I turned back before
we had gone a mile, and making straight for the little Italian hotel
next door to the garage, I smuggled her in without a soul being the
wiser, and out again as cleverly just after dusk. She was dressed then
just as I have told you--mackintosh up to her ears and a flat leather
cap, suiting her pretty face to perfection. But any fool could have
seen she was a woman twenty yards away; and I began to ask which was
the bigger idiot--me for making the suggestion, or she for taking it?
It was too late, however, to think of that, and trusting that good luck
might pull us through, perhaps looking on the whole affair as one which
was pretty near its end--and that no good end--I let the car go and
made straight for Brignoles.
Quite what apprehension of danger was in her head or mine I really
don't know. Sometimes I think that she had a silly notion of what the
French prefect might have done to her, exaggerating, as women will, the
real situation, and dreadfully frightened of "foreigners."
For myself, I wanted to get her back to Paris in spite of the attempt
to stop us; perhaps I wanted to be even with the red-faced man, who had
ordered me about last night; but whichever way it was, I could have
laughed fit to split every time I looked at that odd little bundle by
my side and thought of it as it was last night, all dressed in flummery
and rustling like the leaves. Nevertheless, I made no mention of it;
and, as much to her surprise as mine, we passed through Frejus without
any one stopping us, and drove right through the night without let or
hindrance. Not until dawn did I begin to ask myself some
questions--and they were awkward ones. What the devil was I going to
do with her in the towns? Why had I never thought of it? She was
wearing my long mackintosh, to be sure; but who would fail to recognise
her, and what would the talk be like?
A hundred difficulties, not one of which I had had the brains to think
of last night, kept popping up like midgets in a puppet-show; and, as
though to crown them all, bang went the near-side back tyre at that
very moment, and there we were by the roadside, at five in the morning,
in as desolate a place as you want to find, and not the sign of house
or village wherever the eye might turn.
Now Madame had been nearly asleep upon my shoulder when this happened,
but she woke up at the report and looked up all about her as though she
had been dreaming.
"Where are we, Britten?" she asked. "What has happened to us?"
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