The conversation, which was well sustained by Mr. Wiseman, was usually
of himself, his wife being content to punctuate his autobiography with
such encouraging phrases as, "Dear, dear!" "Well, whatever next!" the
children doing no more than ask in a whisper for more food. This they
did at regular and frequent intervals, but because of their whispers
they were supposed to be unheard.
Constable Wiseman spoke about himself because he knew of nothing more
interesting to talk about. His evening conversation usually took the
form of a very full resume of his previous day's experience. He left the
impression upon his wife--and glad enough she was to have such an
impression--that Eastbourne was a well-conducted town mainly as a result
of P. C. Wiseman's ceaseless and tireless efforts.
"I never had a clew yet that I never follered to the bitter end," said
the preening constable.
"You remember when Raggett's orchard was robbed--who found the
thieves?"
"You did, of course; I'm sure you did," said Mrs. Wiseman, jigging her
youngest on her knee, the youngest not having arrived at the age where
he recognized the necessity for expressing his desires in whispers.
"Who caught them three-card-trick men after the Lewes races last year?"
went on Constable Wiseman passionately. "Who has had more summonses for
smoking chimneys than any other man in the force? Some people," he
added, as he rose heavily and took down his tunic, which hung on the
wall--"some people would ask for promotion; but I'm perfectly satisfied.
I'm not one of those ambitious sort. Why, I wouldn't know at all what to
do with myself if they made me a sergeant."
"You deserve it, anyway," said Mrs. Wiseman.
"I don't deserve anything I don't want," said Mr. Wiseman loftily. "I've
learned a few things, too, but I've never made use of what's come to me
officially to get me pushed along. You'll hear something in a day or
two," he said mysteriously, "and in high life, too, in a manner of
speaking--that is, if you can call old Minute high life, which I very
much doubt."
"You don't say so!" said Mrs. Wiseman, appropriately amazed.
Her husband nodded his head.
"There's trouble up there," he said. "From certain information I've
received, there has been a big row between young Mr. Merrill and the old
man, and the C. I. D. people have been down about it. What's more," he
said, "I could tell a thing or two. I've seen that boy look at the old
man as though he'd like to kill him. You wouldn't believe it, would you,
but I know, and it didn't happen so long ago either. He was always
snubbing him when young Merrill was down here acting as his secretary,
and as good as called him a fool in front of my face when I served him
with that summons for having his lights up. You'll hear something one
of these days."
Constable Wiseman was an excellent prophet, vague as his prophecy was.
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