The Man Who Lost HimselfStacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
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The Man Who Lost Himself
Stacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
Mistaken identity -- Fiction
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He went over these accounts and checked them in his head. Then he put
the money back in his pocket and started on his way across the fields.
Despite all his worries this English country interested him, it also
annoyed him. Fields, the size of pocket handkerchiefs, divided one from
the other by monstrous hedges and deep ditches. To cross this country in
a straight line one would want to be a deer or a bounding kangaroo.
Gates, always at corners and always diagonal to his path, gave him
access from one field to the other. Trees there were none. The English
tree has an antipathy to the sea, and keeps away from it, but the hedge
has no sensitiveness of this sort. These hedges seemed to love the sea,
to judge by their size.
He was just in the act of clambering over one of the innumerable gates
when a voice hailed him. He looked back. A young man in leggings, who
had evidently been following him unperceived, raised a hand. Jones
finished his business with the gate, and then, with it between him and
the stranger, waited. He was well dressed in a rough way, evidently a
superior sort of farmer, and physically a person to be reckoned with. He
was also an exceedingly cantankerous looking individual.
"Do you know that you are trespassing?" asked he, when they were within
speaking distance.
"No," said Jones.
"Well, you are. I must ask you for your name and address, please."
"What on earth for--what harm am I doing your old fields?" Jones had
forgotten his position, everything, before the outrage on common sense.
"You are trespassing, that's all. I must ask you for your name and
address."
Now to Jones came the recollection of something he had read somewhere. A
statement, that in England there was no law of trespass in the country
places, and that a person might go anywhere to pick mushrooms or wild
flowers, and no landlord could interfere so long as no damage was done.
"Don't you know the law?" asked Jones. He recited the law accordingly,
to the Unknown.
The other listened politely.
"I ask you for your name and address," said he. "Our lawyers will settle
the other matter."
Then anger came to Jones.
"I am the Earl of Rochester," said he, "and my address is Carlton House
Terrace, London. I have no cards on me."
Then the queerest sensation came to Jones, for he saw that the other had
recognised him. Rochester was evidently as well known to the ordinary
Englishman, by picture and repute, as Lloyd George.
"I beg your pardon," said the other, "but the fact is that my land is
over-run with people from Sandbourne--sorry."
"Oh, don't mention it," replied the Earl of Rochester. "I sha'n't do any
damage. Good day." They parted and he pursued his way.
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