The Man Who Lost HimselfStacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
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The Man Who Lost Himself
Stacpoole, H. De Vere (Henry De Vere)
Mistaken identity -- Fiction
He entered the place. There were no signs of cars, nothing of a movable
description in that yard, with the exception of a stout man in leggings
and shirtsleeves, who, seeing the stranger, came forward to receive him.
"Have you a car?" asked Jones.
"They're all out except a Ford," said the stout man. "Did you want to go
for a drive?"
"No. I want to run up to London in a hurry--what's the mileage from
here?"
"We reckon it sixty three miles from here to London--that is to say the
Old Kent Road."
"That's near enough," said Jones. "What's the price?"
"A shilling a mile to take you, and a sixpence a mile for the car coming
back."
"What's the total?"
The proprietor figured in his head for a moment. "Four, fifteen and
six," said he.
"I'll take the car," said Jones, "and I'll pay you now. Can I have it at
once?"
The proprietor went to a door and opened it. "Jim," cried he, "are you
there? Gentleman wants the Ford taken to London, get her out and get
yourself ready."
He turned to Jones.
"She'll be ready inside ten minutes if that will do?"
"That'll do," said Jones, "and here's the money." He produced the
chamois leather bag, paid the five sovereigns, and received five and
sixpence change--and also a receipt which he put in his pocket. Then Jim
appeared, an inconspicuous looking man, wriggling into a driving coat
that had seen better days, the Ford was taken from its den, the tyres
examined, and the petrol tank filled.
"Haven't you an overcoat?" asked the proprietor. "It'll be chilly after
sundown."
"No," said Jones. "I came down without one, the weather was so fine--It
won't hurt."
"Better have a coat," said the proprietor. "I'll lend you one. Jim will
fetch it back." He went off, and returned with a heavy coat on his arm.
"That's good of you," said Jones. "Thanks--I'll put it on now to save
trouble." Then a bright idea struck him. "What I'm afraid of most is my
eyes, the wind tries them. Have you any goggles?"
"I believe there's an old pair in the office," said the proprietor,
"hold on a minute." He went off and returned with the goggles. Jones
thanked him, put them on, and got into the car.
"Pleasant journey to you," said the proprietor.
Then they started.
They turned up the street and along the road by which Jones had come.
Then they struck into the road where the "Lucknows" and "Cawnpores"
hinted of old Indian Colonels.
They passed the gates of the Hoover establishment. It was open, and an
attendant was gazing up and down the street. He looked at the car but he
did not recognize the occupant, then several more residential roads were
left behind, a highly respectable cemetery, a tin chapel, and the car,
taking a hill as Fords know how, dropped Sandbourne-on-Sea to
invisibility and surrounded itself with vast stretches of green and sun
warmed country, June scented, and hazy with the warmth of summer.
They passed hop gardens and hamlets, broad meadows and grazing cattle,
bosky woods and park lands.
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