Afghanistan -- Fiction; British -- Afghanistan -- Fiction; Kings and rulers -- Fiction; Political fiction
“‘The slut’s bitten me!’ says he, clapping his hand to his
neck, and, sure enough, his hand was red with blood. Billy Fish and two
of his matchlock-men catches hold of Dan by the shoulders and drags him
into the Bashkai lot, while the priests howls in their
lingo,—‘Neither god nor devil but a man!’ I was all taken aback,
for a priest cut at me in front, and the Army behind began firing into
the Bashkai men.
“‘God A-mighty!’ says Dan. ‘What is the meaning o’ this?’
“‘Come back! Come away!’ says Billy Fish. ‘Ruin and Mutiny is
the matter. We’ll break for Bashkai if we can.’
“I tried to give some sort of orders to my men—the men o’ the
regular Army—but it was no use, so I fired into the brown of ’em
with an English Martini and drilled three beggars in a line. The valley
was full of shouting, howling creatures, and every soul was shrieking,
‘Not a god nor a devil but only a man!’ The Bashkai troops stuck to
Billy Fish all they were worth, but their matchlocks wasn’t half as
good as the Kabul breech-loaders, and four of them dropped. Dan was
bellowing like a bull, for he was very wrathy; and Billy Fish had a
hard job to prevent him running out at the crowd.
“‘We can’t stand,’ says Billy Fish. ‘Make a run for it down
the valley! The whole place is against us.’ The matchlock-men ran,
and we went down the valley in spite of Dravot’s protestations. He
was swearing horribly and crying out that he was a King. The priests
rolled great stones on us, and the regular Army fired hard, and there
wasn’t more than six men, not counting Dan, Billy Fish, and Me, that
came down to the bottom of the valley alive.
“‘Then they stopped firing and the horns in the temple blew again.
‘Come away—for Gord’s sake come away!’ says Billy Fish.
‘They’ll send runners out to all the villages before ever we get to
Bashkai. I can protect you there, but I can’t do anything now.’
“My own notion is that Dan began to go mad in his head from that
hour. He stared up and down like a stuck pig. Then he was all for
walking back alone and killing the priests with his bare hands; which
he could have done. ‘An Emperor am I,’ says Daniel, ‘and next
year I shall be a Knight of the Queen.
“‘All right, Dan,’ says I; ‘but come along now while there’s
time.’
“‘It’s your fault,’ says he, ‘for not looking after your Army
better. There was mutiny in the midst, and you didn’t know—you
damned engine-driving, plate-laying, missionary’s-pass-hunting
hound!’ He sat upon a rock and called me every foul name he could lay
tongue to. I was too heart-sick to care, though it was all his
foolishness that brought the smash.
“‘I’m sorry, Dan,’ says I, ‘but there’s no accounting for
natives. This business is our Fifty-Seven. Maybe we’ll make something
out of it yet, when we’ve got to Bashkai.’
“‘Let’s get to Bashkai, then,’ says Dan, ‘and, by God, when I
come back here again I’ll sweep the valley so there isn’t a bug in
a blanket left!’
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