The Manchester and Glasgow Road, Volume 2 (of 2): This Way to Gretna GreenHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Manchester and Glasgow Road, Volume 2 (of 2): This Way to Gretna Green
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; Scotland -- Description and travel
To argue from this old love of colour in dress a corresponding delight
in flowers would be a mistake, for rural Scotland has few indeed of the
English type of cottage, with clustered roses and jessamine and a very
wealth of colour in its old-fashioned garden. All through Dumfriesshire
and Lanarkshire, eighty-five miles along the road to Glasgow,
the country cottages are merely un-ornamental living-boxes, and
flower-gardens are vanities not indulged in. Perhaps we see in this,
again, the Scottish practical character that has advanced Scotland so
far along the road to material wealth, has made Glasgow what it is, and
has set Scotsmen in commanding positions.
The proverbial tenacity of the Scot has fathered many good stories,
of which that of the farmer returning from market is one of the best.
Attacked by three burly ruffians for sake of the gold he was supposed
to be carrying, he fought desperately, felling one of his assailants
with a blow that knocked him senseless, until at last a well-delivered
butt in the stomach laid him low; whereupon the footpads went
thoroughly over his pockets. But searching diligently though they did,
all they could find was a sixpenny-piece, instead of the expected
wealth.
“My goodness!” exclaimed one of them, feeling his bruised face, “if
he’d had eighteen-pence he would have killed the three of us.”
The pawky “canny” qualities of the Scots were never more admirably
illustrated than on that occasion in the football season of 1905, when
the visit of the New Zealand team, known as the “All Blacks,” was under
arrangement. The Glasgow authorities had not at the time arrived at
anything like a proper idea of the New Zealanders’ qualities, nor of
the great assemblage of spectators that any game in which they were
engaged would attract; and so they cautiously refused the offer of half
the gate-money and stipulated for a guarantee of £50 or so, conceding
the “gate” to the visitors.
An agreement was arrived at upon that basis, but as the season advanced
and the extraordinary triumphs of the New Zealanders elsewhere made
it abundantly evident that the “gate” at the Glasgow match would
be phenomenal, the Glaswegians made heroic attempts to alter the
arrangement—without success.
An incredible number of saxpences went bang over that affair, for the
Glasgow folks received £50 and paid over £1,000, taken at the gates.
And the New Zealanders won the game, in addition to pouching the
boodle. Scotland was sair humeeliated the day, ye ken, and showed
it sourly. The New Zealanders came without a welcome into the city,
were “booed” in the field, and left amid something like a hostile
demonstration.
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[Sidenote: _MERKLAND CROSS_]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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