The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
So long as it was general, all went tolerably smoothly—women and men
alike were too bashful and confused to know much what was said, or what
they responded, and certainly they rarely looked in each other’s faces.
At length there was a slight stir and a whispering from the quarter
where Matt Cooper stood beside his daughter.
“Silence there!” roared Joshua, in a voice which set a row of hearts in
a flutter, and there _was_ silence.
But he had come to the troth-plight, and again the same commotion was
apparent as he approached the Coopers.
“What’s wrong here?” he demanded, pausing before Martha, who was all in
a tremble.
“Moi lass is waitin’ fur her mon,” answered Matthew from behind.
“Ugh! I can’t wait for laggards.—Here, you, [addressing Tom Hulme,]
answer for him.—What’s his name?” [to Martha].
“Nathaniel,” she faltered.
“I, Nathaniel, take thee, Martha, to be my——” he went on, insisting on
the response of Tom, who looked aghast at the prospect of marrying the
wrong woman, and being told “to pair as they went out,” as Joshua had
summarily adjusted a like mistake heretofore; or what was worse, of
being saddled with two wives.
On imperturbable Joshua went with the ceremony, bent on a marriage by
proxy. His experience having taught him that women of the working class
as a rule took charge of their wedding-rings, he asked Martha for hers,
which was duly produced, and without further ado he directed Tom Hulme
to place it on Martha’s finger, as he had previously put one on Bess’s,
and with the same formula.
They had got as far as “With this ring I thee wed,” when the missing
bridegroom came in hot haste through the side door into the chancel,
closely followed by Jabez, who had been in quest of him.
He was flushed with ale and excitement, but was clear-headed enough to
perceive what was going forward, and to the chaplain’s chagrin, plucked
the young woman back from the altar and his proxy, and the ring rolled
to the ground.
Then ensued an altercation between the butcher and Joshua Brookes,
the latter insisting that what was good enough for princes might be
good enough for him, and refusing to go over the ceremony again. But
an apparitor drew the tardy bridegroom aside, and whispered to him a
few mollifying words, whilst Joshua concluded the ceremonial, and then
hurried from the altar with hardly a look at either Jabez or Simon as
he passed out of the chancel, chafed and angry. Another clergyman took
his place, and in the next group Nat Bradshaw and the half-married
Martha took theirs. The lost ring had a substitute provided by the
clerk for such emergencies; and this time they were as surely married
as Bess and Tom had been.
Jabez had found the truant bridegroom at the “Ring-o’-Bells,” oblivious
of the flight of time, or of his party. The story having got wind,
there was a general rush in their direction.
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