The Manchester ManBanks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
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The Manchester Man
Banks, G. Linnaeus (George Linnaeus), Mrs.
Manchester (England) -- Fiction
Only the parties immediately interested were admitted into the sacred
edifice, but to reach the doors they had to force their way, and could
only return in couples through a dense avenue of humanity, amid a
shower of jests, many not the most seemly.
Bess wore only a white cambric gown, and a straw bonnet crossed with
white ribbon, both of which Mrs. Ashton had provided; but somewhere in
Tom’s Peninsular campaigns he had picked up a bright-coloured scarf,
which made her glorious to behold, and the envy of many a country
bride. His old uniform had been kept for the occasion, and they looked
grand together, but the quiet content on Bess’s face was better than
the grandeur.
Nat Bradshaw, the butcher-bridegroom, was of a jovial turn, and nothing
would do but the whole double wedding-party, Jabez included, should
turn into the Ring-o’-Bells to drink health and happiness to the
brides, and give them spirit to go through the ceremony befittingly.
Bess and Martha hung back blushing like peonies; but Nathaniel was not
to be gainsaid, and in they went: and whilst the brides sipped, he
quaffed, and pressed the others to do likewise.
At length Jabez, who had been brought up temperately, cried out
they would be too late—Parson Brookes had been gone into the church
half-an-hour.
There was a general rush from the room, and in the scramble to get
first the party got separated; Matthew pulling his daughter along and
leaving the bridegroom to follow. They elbowed their way into the
church, and reached the choir just as Joshua pronounced the benediction
over some twenty couples closely packed around the altar. Then there
was a jostle and a scramble for “first kisses,” amidst which rose the
rough voice of the chaplain.
“Now clear out, clear out! Do your kissing outside. There are other
folks waiting to be wed. Do you think I want to be kept here all day
tying up fools?”
That instalment of the married having been hustled away to sign
the church books, with their attendant witnesses, Joshua called out
impatiently to the waiting couples, amongst which were Bess and Tom.
“Come, come! How long do you mean to keep me standing here? Do you
intend to be married or not? Oh, it’s thee, is it? [to Bess] Well,
thah’s waited long enough.—See that you make her a good husband [to
Tom]. Kneel down here,” and he placed them, not roughly, almost in the
centre of the altar, pulling others to their knees beside them, with
scant ceremony.
“What do _you_ want here?” in his harshest tones he asked a very
youthful-looking couple.
“To be wed,” was the prompt answer of the young man.
“Ugh!” grunted the Parson, “what’s the world coming to? I used to marry
men and women—now I marry children! Here, you silly babies, take your
places.”
Another file of candidates for matrimony being ranged (after some
pushing and pulling) in pairs around the altar, Joshua took his book
and the service began.
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