The Mania of the Nations on the Planet Mars and its Terrific Consequences: A Combination of Fun and Wisdom — John Shaqi
The Mania of the Nations on the Planet Mars and its Terrific Consequences: A Combination of Fun and WisdomCalisch, James Howard
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The Mania of the Nations on the Planet Mars and its Terrific Consequences: A Combination of Fun and Wisdom
Calisch, James Howard
World War, 1914-1918 -- Miscellanea
At frequent occasions the Brits have covered their angling activities
with a veneer of apparently noble purposes, so beautifully polished
you could almost use the veneer as a curved looking-glass. For
instance, when they were spreading their own nationality all over
the hilly surface of good old Mars, their facial expression was
extremely innocent and noble while pretending merely to be spreading
the Nazarrano faith. While they did do their share toward Nazarrizing
the globe on which they live, they did not, in accordance with the
Nazarrano precepts, look for their reward in heaven, but they sold
their virtues for cash and took their reward by force of arms and
dip-low-macy right on Mars itself. Their plan was very simple. They
would send a missionary to spread the faith; subsequently they would
send him plenty of assistants. Then they would start trading, always
looking out--as tradesmen should--for their own interests. This
inevitably led to disagreement with the natives. And as the engines of
destruction used by the unobtrusive natives had not reached as high
a phase of physical civilization as had those of the Brits, all the
latter had to do at this phase of the game was to send some of their
own little destruction-machines to the nation involved, and, after a
little fighting, to make the territory their own. They would then start
to colonize to clinch the one-sided deal.
To the development of science and industry they also have contributed
a very important share. But as they believed in Culture and failed to
develop that national unity brought about by the Two-Ton Kooltoor,
their scientific and industrial buildings have never as yet been
combined into one great edifice, such as so skilfully erected in
Two-Tonia. It is possible that the greater development of animal
spirits among the Brits _versus_ the greater mental momentum of the
Two-Tons had something to do with this difference in type of growth.
It is possible that it was simply due to the fact that the minds of
the great Brit thinkers and scientists had developed in one direction,
while those among the Two-Tons had developed in a very different
direction. Yet there can be but little doubt but that one of the most
important causes of this divergency is to be found in the circumstance
that the Two-Tons started to build their unified nation at a time when
the sciences had reached a high state of advancement, and after a new
philosophic sect had arisen among the Two-Tons, who were popularly
known as the Social-Mists, and who laid particular stress on the
advantages of cooperation; while, on the contrary, the foundation
of the Brit institutions had been laid during a period, when the
development of modern science had not given even its first signs of
life.
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