The Mania of the Nations on the Planet Mars and its Terrific Consequences: A Combination of Fun and WisdomCalisch, James Howard
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The Mania of the Nations on the Planet Mars and its Terrific Consequences: A Combination of Fun and Wisdom
Calisch, James Howard
World War, 1914-1918 -- Miscellanea
The industrial preparations among the Two-Ton principalities previous
to their federation, were now by the Two-Tons regarded as of but little
consequence. Especially the younger generations saw naught but the
growth of the united nation since the year 11 E.D. (1871 E.N.). And
when they realized that they occupied an industrial position on the
planet Mars at least as important as that of any other nation, they
were impressed with the idea that in three, four decades they had
accomplished what had taken other nations three, four centuries to
reach. This impression could not but vastly increase their national
pride, so that the nationality-mania, so common among the deluded
Martians, was in Two-Tonia brought to an acute phase, overshadowing in
depth and seriousness the similar mental malady prevalent among other
nations.
As a consequence, as they gradually attained their important industrial
position, they aspired at a political position of similar importance.
But being--as a consequence of their brain-weight--less nimble and more
blunt than many of the other races, they frequently assumed in the
counsel of nations a high-toned attitude which the others looked upon
as arrogant, and by force of which they frequently attempted to dictate
the final decisions on international problems.
Had the nations not been deluded by their antagonistic and ever
suspicious nationality-mania, they would have reasoned with the
Two-Tons, they would have endeavored better to understand their ideals
and their motives, and they might have learned much from them, just as
the Two-Tons themselves in earlier years had learned a great deal from
the others. But as a consequence of the deplorable Martian delusion,
this attitude on the part of the Two-Tons had the effect of emphasizing
all the more the malice that one nation bore another, and even resulted
in a combination of the ill-will of various otherwise mutually
unfriendly nations, in aggregate directed against the Two-Tons. As the
neighboring nations watched with anxiety the profuse production of the
militaristic explosive in the Two-Tonian empire, and as they scented
an imminent danger of an explosion, they--by means of combinations and
alliances--commenced to take measures to protect themselves against the
Two-Tonian aggression which, they thought, was bound sooner or later to
change from a merely mental attitude into a series of acts of physical
violence. Among the nations so combined, special mention should be made
of the FRANK-AULIANS or FRINGE, who, besides watching with suspicion
the growing militaristic activity of their neighbor, were moreover
animated by their desire to obtain redress for the damage done them
in 1871 E.N., when they lost the territories of All-Sass and Low-Rain
to the Two-Tons. Indeed, though this desire--at first vehemently
proclaimed--had largely diminished in fervor as time wore on, still it
was one of the undercurrents conscientiously to be taken into account
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