At this time, harlots were the pegs on which Sam hung his wit. He had no
other use for them, but had discovered that a coarse turn of phrase was
an asset in his world and therefore wielded it. But the effect of this
little conversation was to crystallize his aim. He wanted that “bit of
capital” badly, and did not intend that, if opportunity presented, a
nice regard for scruple should hold him back from taking anything the
gods might send. He had no ultimate design, but fortune came to
the fortunate and money to the moneyed, so that the first move was,
obviously, to get money. He wanted a jumping-off place; then he would
soar.
Opportunity walked into the office in the person of Joseph of Arimathea
Minnifie. That was his full baptismal name: analogous with the styles of
certain limited companies, such as John Smith ( of Newcastle) Limited,
to distinguish that Smith from other Smiths. Minnifie’s mother had
explained to the parson that she was a New Testament woman. To her
intimates she had put it that she chose the name Joseph because she
liked it, but she also liked a man to be a man. It was deduced that she
supposed the third Joseph in the Bible would have acted differently from
the first in the affair of Potiphar’s wife.
Sam’s accent had degenerated since the days of Shylock and the reading
prize. It had kept bad company, and might be known by the company it
kept to-day rather than by that which it used to keep at school; but he
could still, without too great an effort, assume a well-bred speech and
was often sent with a prospective buyer to show off any likely houses on
Mr. Travers’ list. Because it was usual for him to go on such errands,
and not because anyone supposed that niceties of speech could or would
have any effect on Mr. Minnifie, he was sent with him in a cab to tour
the suburbs where Travers had property in charge.
A coarse accent was not likely to offend Joseph Minnifie, who a
fortnight earlier had been a market porter at Shude Hill, but had now
come into money, well invested in the best Brewery securities, from his
uncle, a publican. Minnifie had sold out some of the shares because
he could now satisfy a long ambition and live in his own house. He
proposed, he told Mr. Travers, to retire to the country.
“The country?” asked Travers, whose practice was suburban.
“Well,” said Minnifie, “summat quiet and homely. I’d like a change from
Rochdale Road. I thought,” he went on rather shyly, “of Whalley Range.
It’s a good neighbourhood.”
Travers refrained from pointing out that Whalley Range was not usually
regarded as the country, but was, in fact, of the inner ring of
suburbs, a penny tram fare from the centre of Manchester. “Oh, yes, Mr.
Minnifie,” he said. “I think I can satisfy you in W’halley Range. I have
several available houses on my books in that district.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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