“I said three hundred and I’ll none budge.”
“If you will come to the office at six, I shall be able to tell
you,” said Sam, naming a queer hour, seeing that the office closed at
half-past five.
“All right,” said Minnifie. “It’s a firm offer at three hundred, and I’m
a man of my word.”
Sam devoutly hoped so. He was taking a considerable gamble on it. They
parted, and Sam, as usual, went home for lunch, but, not as usual,
returned with his cheque-book in his pocket. His accumulated savings
were five pounds, but he possessed a cheque-book. He waited rather
carefully until the banks had closed, then he walked into Calverts’
offices and offered them two hundred and fifty pounds for the pair
of semi-detached houses in Greenheys. They accepted two hundred and
seventy-five; and Sam drew a cheque for that amount, and received the
title-deeds in exchange. Then he palpitated, but it was, in any case,
safely after banking hours. Calverts could not present his cheque that
day.
He was busy at five-thirty, when the clerks left, and proposed to
work late for a while, “to clear things up,” he said. At six Minnifie
arrived, true to his word, and Sam could have kissed him. He had spent
the longest half hour of his life. He took Minnifie by the private
door into Travers’ office, so that he should not see the empty general
office, and put him in the client’s chair, himself usurping Travers’
seat.
“Well, Mr. Minnifie,” he said, “suppose I told you that the price is
still three fifteen, what would you say?”
“I’d say ‘Good-day,’” and Minnifie showed that he meant it by rising to
his feet. Sam went on hurriedly.
“Ah! Then it’s as well that I’ve succeeded. It has been an infinitude of
trouble---”
“I reckon,” said Minnifie, “that you’re here to take trouble. Leastways,
if it’s easy money in your line, it’s the only line that’s made that
way.”
“Oh, we have our troubles, like everybody else. This document,” he went
on, “conveys the house to you. The price is three hundred pounds.”
“It’s a bargain,” said Mr. Minnifie, producing his notes, “count’em.”
Sam counted feverishly, then made out a receipt. Nothing short of murder
would have induced him to part with that money now.
“If you will meet me to-morrow at twelve at that address--a lawyer’s--we
will have the conveyance put in proper form.”
“I’ve seen a bit of lawyers lately over this brass of mine,” said
Minnifie, “and I don’t like’em. They eat money.”
“But in this case,” said Sam magnanimously, “I pay the lawyer’s fees.”
“Then I’ll be there,” said Minnifie.
Sam was waiting next day for the doors of his bank to open, and breathed
colossal relief when his three hundred pounds were safely in to meet his
cheque. He had a net profit of some twenty pounds, after settling for
the conveyancing, and he had a house to sell. Not long afterwards, he
sold it for one hundred and seventy-five pounds.
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