He had a serious call of his own, a call to sell good books at
good profits, and the call expressed itself in his clothes and his
appearance. He seemed older, graver, took his frock-coat into daily
wear, used only black in ties and socks, and had the air of one, who,
if not a clergyman, was often in their company, though as a fact he was
more frequently with commercial travellers, and in the hotels at night
his repertoire of smoke-room stories came no less gaily from his tongue
than of old.
And about this time his moustache began to droop like a curtain over his
resolute mouth.
Stewart came into the office one day with a parcel under his arm. He had
seen neither Sam nor his office lately, and stared wide-eyed at both.
Carter, partner in the printing business, still occupied the dilapidated
office where Sam had found him, but the Branstone Publishing Company had
ampler premises next door, in a building which Sam rented as warehouse
for his stock. Gilt lettering on its windows called the attention of the
passer-by to the Branstone + Classics.
Sam still looked after detail, and when Stewart came in was correcting
proofs of a tear-off calendar with a Bible at his elbow.
“I suppose,” said Stewart, “that you _are_ Branstone, but why disguise
yourself as a Scottish Elder?”
“I am in my usual clothes,” said Sam, rather huffed.
“If the clothes are the man, this is no place for me. Do you often use
the Bible in your business hours?”
He often did, not only to check with a quite beautiful precision the
texts on his calendars by the Authorised Version, but in another way,
and one which seemed to show, if it showed anything, that he looked
upon the Bible with intimate familiarity. Perhaps one mascot was the
vellum-bound copy of the “Social Evil” pamphlet and the other the Bible.
At any rate, his price code used in the office was made up this way:
M Y F A T H E R G O D
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 20
New clerks initiated into that code used to wonder at it for a day. Then
they got used to it.
“I’m correcting the proofs of this calendar,” Sam explained. “You see,
it’s a shaving calendar. You hang this up by your shaving-mirror and
study the text for the day while you shave.”
“I don’t,” said Stewart. “I go to the barber’s. My hand’s unsteady in
the morning. But I see the idea. First read the text, then wipe your
razor on it.”
“That is not the idea. See.” He pointed to the card of the calendar, and
read solemnly:
“A text a day
Drives care away.”
“It wouldn’t drive my sort of care away,” said Stewart. “Mine’s
serious.”
“There can be no trouble too serious for you to find consolation in this
calendar.”
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