Out of the muddy twilight of a street that runs at right angles to
the river, a cart came crawling; its high-piled white load of snow was
faintly visible before the brown horses (they were yoked tandem) came
into view. This cart was driven down to the water-edge, and was there
upturned, with much shouting and cracking of whips on the part of the
men engaged, and with a good deal of straining, slipping, and stumbling
on the side of the horses.
One of the men jumped down, and fumbled at the iron pins which kept the
backboard of the cart in its place.
“Blarmme, Bill,” he grumbled, “if the blessed pins ain’t froze.”
Here he put his wet fingers in his mouth, blowing on them afterward, and
smacking his arms across his breast to restore the circulation.
The comrade addressed as Bill merely stared speechlessly as he stood at
the smoking head of the leader, and the other man tugged again at the
pin.
“It won’t budge,” he cried at last. “Just run into the _Hit or Miss_ at
the corner, mate, and borrow a hammer; and you might get a pint o’ hot
beer when ye’re at it. Here’s fourpence. I was with three that found a
quid in the _Mac_,* end of last week; here’s the last of it.”
* A quid in the _Mac_--a sovereign in the street-scrapings.
called _Mac_ from Macadam, and employed as mortar in
building eligible freehold tenements.
He fumbled in his pocket, but his hands were so numb that he could
scarcely capture the nimble fourpence. Why should the “nimble fourpence”
have the monopoly of agility?
“I’m Blue Ribbon, Tommy, don’t yer know,” said Bill, with regretful
sullenness. His ragged great-coat, indeed, was decorated with the azure
badge of avowed and total abstinence.
“Blow yer blue ribbon! Hold on where ye are, and I’ll bring the bloomin’
hammer myself.”
Thus growling, Tommy strode indifferent through the snow, his legs
protected by bandages of straw ropes. Presently he reappeared in the
warmer yellow of the light that poured through the windows of the old
public-house. He was wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, which
he then thrust into the deeps of his pockets, hugging a hammer to his
body under his armpit.
“A little hot beer would do yer bloomin’ temper a deal more good than
ten yards o’ blue ribbon at sixpence. Blue ruin’s more in _my_ line,”
observed Thomas, epigram-matically, much comforted by his refreshment.
Aid with two well-directed taps he knocked the pins out of their
sockets, and let down the backboard of the cart.
Bill, uncomforted by ale, sulkily jerked the horses forward; the
cart was tilted up, and the snow tumbled out, partly into the shallow
shore-water, partly on to the edge of the slope.
“Ullo!” cried Tommy suddenly. “E’re’s an old coat-sleeve a sticking out
o’ the snow.”
“‘Alves!” exclaimed Bill, with a noble eye on the main chance.
“‘Alves! of course, ‘alves. Ain’t we on the same lay,” replied the
chivalrous Tommy. Then he cried, “Lord preserve us, mate; _there’s a
cove in the coat!_”
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