One frosty morning in January, '48, just after breakfast, Jolivet trois (tertius) put a sparrow into his squirrel's cage, and the squirrel caught it in its claws, and cracked its skull like a nut and sucked its brain, while the poor bird still made a desperate struggle for life, and there was much laughter. There was also, in consequence, a quick fight between Jolivet and Josselin; in which Barty got the worst, as usual--his foe was two years older, and quite an inch taller. Afterwards, as the licked one sat on the edge of a small stone tank full of water and dabbed his swollen eye with a wet pocket-handkerchief, M. Dumollard, the mathematical master, made cheap fun of Britannic sentimentality about animals, and told us how the English noblesse were privileged to beat their wives with sticks no thicker than their ankles, and sell them "_au rabais_" in the horse-market of Smissfeld; and that they paid men to box each other to death on the stage of Drury Lane, and all that--deplorable things that we all know and are sorry for and ashamed, but cannot put a stop to. The boys laughed, of course; they always did when Dumollard tried to be funny, "and many a joke had he," although his wit never degenerated into mere humor. But they were so fond of Barty that they forgave him his insular affectation; some even helped him to dab his sore eye; among them Jolivet trois himself, who was a very good-natured chap, and very good-looking into the bargain; and he had received from Barty a sore eye too--_gallicè_, "un pochon"--_scholasticè_, "un oeil au beurre noir!" By-the-way, _I_ fought with Jolivet once--about Æsop's fables! He said that Æsop was a lame poet of Lacedæmon--I, that Æsop was a little hunchback Armenian Jew; and I stuck to it. It was a Sunday afternoon, on the terrace by the lingerie. He kicked as hard as he could, so I had to kick too. Mlle. Marceline ran out with Constance and Félicité and tried to separate us, and got kicked by both (unintentionally, of course). Then up came Père Jaurion and kicked _me_! And they all took Jolivet's part, and said I was in the wrong, because I was English! What did _they_ know about Æsop! So we made it up, and went in Jaurion's loge and stood each other a blomboudingue on tick--and called Jaurion bad names. "Comme c'est bête, de s'battre, hein?" said Jolivet, and I agreed with him. I don't know which of us really got the worst of it, for we hadn't disfigured each other in the least--and that's the best of kicking. Anyhow he was two years older than I, and three or four inches taller; so I'm glad, on the whole, that that small battle was interrupted. It is really not for brag that I have lugged in this story--at least, I hope not. One never quite knows.