Aristocracy (Social class) -- England -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction
“Because you won’t pull up and lead sensible lives,” said
Hurstmanceaux. “You must always be in the swim, always at the most
ruinously expensive places. Can’t you exist without tearing over
Europe and bits of Africa every year? Did our forefathers want Cairene
winters? Couldn’t they fish and shoot, and dance and flirt, without
Norway and the Riviera? Wasn’t their own county town enough for them?
Weren’t their lungs capable of breathing without Biskra? Weren’t they
quite as good sportsmen as we are with only their fowling-pieces? Quite
as fine ladies as you are, though they saw to their still-rooms?”
“Their women look very nice in the Romneys and Reynolds,” said Mouse.
“But you might as well ask why we don’t go from Derby to Bath in a
coach-and-six. _Autre temps autre moeurs._ There is nothing else to be
said. Would you yourself use your grandfather’s gun? Why should I see
to my still-room?
“I do wish,” she continued, “that you would talk about what you
understand. I will send you the bill for the children’s boots and
shoes, just to show you what it costs one merely to have them properly
shod.”
“Poor little souls!” said Hurstmanceaux, with his smile which people
called cynical. “I don’t think they are the heaviest of your expenses.
I believe you could live with the whole lot of them in a cottage at
Broadstairs or Herne Bay all the year round for about what your hunting
mares cost you in one season.”
“Don’t be an ass, Ronald,” said his sister crossly; “what is the use
of talking of things that nobody can do, any more than they can wear
their fustian clothes or wooden shoes? You will know what I mean some
day when you’re married. We are worse off than the match-sellers, than
the crossing-sweepers. They can do as they like, but we can’t.”
“Life isn’t all skittles and swipes,” observed Hurstmanceaux. “You
always seem to think it is.”
But she, disregarding him, went on in her wrath:
“It is a thousand times worse to be poor in our world than to be
beggars on the high road. If they keep in with the police they’re all
right, but _our_ police are all round us every minute of our lives,
spying to see if we have a man less in the anterooms, a hoof less in
the stables, if we have the same gown on, or the same houses open; if
we’ve given up any club, any habit, any moors, any shooting; if the
prince talks as much to us as usual, or the princess asks us to drive
with her; if we go away for the winter to shut up a place, or make
lungs an excuse for getting away to avoid Scotland; they are eternally
staring, commenting, annotating, whispering over all we do; we can
never get away from them; and we daren’t retrench a halfpenny’s worth,
because if we did, the tradespeople would think we were ruined and all
the pack would be down on us.”
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