Aristocracy (Social class) -- England -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction; Rich people -- Fiction
He was now an old man, and to the younger generation seemed
patriarchal; he had been called Daddy for more years than anybody
could remember. But he was healthy and strong, for he had always taken
care of himself; he could shoot with the best of them still, and could
sit up all night and look fresh and rosy after his shower-bath in the
morning.
“You young ’uns have no stamina,” he said once to Brancepeth when he
found that young man measuring the drops of his digitalis. “It is the
way you were brought up. In my time we were fed on bread and milk, and
rice-pudding, and wore low frocks till we were eight or nine, and never
even saw what the grown-up folks ate. You were all of you muffled up
to your chins in the nurseries, and got at by the doctors, and plied
with wine and raw meat, and told that you had livers and lungs and
digestions before you could toddle, and given claret and what not at
luncheon, and made old men of you before you were boys. Dilitation
of the heart, have you got? Hypertrophy, eh? Lord bless my soul, you
shouldn’t know you’ve got a heart, except as a figure of speech, when
you swear it away to a woman.”
Everybody listened to Daddy even in an age which never listens: he was
so obviously always right; he had so evidently found out the secret of
an evergreen vitality; he was so sagaciously and unaffectedly devoted
to himself, his selfishness was just tempered by that amount of good
nature, when it cost him nothing, which makes a person popular; he was
naturally good-natured and _serviable_ and kindly when to be so caused
him no difficulty; he would even take a little trouble for people when
he liked them, and he liked a great many. On the whole, he was a happy
and very sensible creature, and if his existence was one long egotism
and inutility--if he were really of no more value than a snail on a
cabbage-leaf--if the alpha and omega of existence were comprised for
him in his own comfort, he was at least pleasant to look at and to
listen to, which cannot always be said of persons of great utility.
Daddy, moreover, though a very prudent creature, did patch up some
quarrels, prevent some scandals, remove some misunderstandings amongst
his numerous acquaintances, but it was because he liked smooth waters
around his own little barque; life ought to be comfortable, he thought;
it was short, it was bothered, it was subject to unforeseen accident,
and it was made precarious by draughts, fogs, model stoves, runaway
horses, and orange peel on the pavement; but as far as it could be kept
so, it ought to be comfortable. All his philosophy centred in that; and
it was a philosophy which carried him along without friction.
If Daddy Gwyllian never borrowed, he also never lent half-a-crown; but
he got other people to lend it to other people, and this is the next
most attractive social qualification which endears us to our friends.
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