The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable ComedyJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable Comedy
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Drama
ANNYS. (_She comes to him_.) Don’t you love me enough to humour me a
little—to put up with my vexing ways? I so want to help, to feel I am
doing just a little, to make the world kinder. I know you can do it
better, but I want so to be “in it.” (_She laughs_.) Let us forget all
this. Wake up to-morrow morning with fresh hearts. You will be Member
for East Poplar. And then you shall help me to win Manchester. (_She
puts her hands upon his breast_: _she would have him take her in his
arms_.) I am not strong enough to fight alone.
GEOFFREY. I want you. Let Manchester find some one else.
ANNYS. (_She draws away from him_.) And if I cannot—will not?
GEOFFREY. I bring in my Bill on Monday. We’ll be quite frank about it.
That is my price—you. I want you!
ANNYS. You mean it comes to that: a whole cause dependent on a man and a
woman!
GEOFFREY. Yes, that is how the world is built. On each man and woman.
“How does it shape my life, my hopes?” So will each make answer.
(LADY MOGTON _enters_. _She stands silent_.)
ELIZABETH. Is it over?
LADY MOGTON. Annys Chilvers, 3,604—Geoffrey Chilvers, 3,590.
(JANET _enters_.)
JANET. (_She rushes to_ ANNYS, _embraces her_.) You’ve won, you’ve won!
(_She flies to the window_, _opens it_, _and goes out on to the
balcony_.)
(PHOEBE _enters_, _followed by_ MRS. MOUNTCALM-VILLIERS.)
PHOEBE. Is it true?
LADY MOGTON. Pretty close. Majority of 14.
MRS. MOUNTCALM-VILLIERS. For us?
LADY MOGTON. For us.
(JANET _by this time has announced the figures_. _There is heard a
great burst of cheering_, _renewed again and again_.)
JANET. (_Re-entering_.) They want you! They want you!
(_Mingled with the cheering come cries of_ “_Speech_! _Speech_!”)
LADY MOGTON. You must say something.
(_The band strikes up_ “_The Conquering Hero_.” _The women crowd
round_ ANNYS, _congratulating her_. GEOFFREY _stands apart_.)
PHOEBE. (_Screaming above the din_.) Put on your cloak.
JANET. (_Rushes and gets it_.)
(_They wrap it round her_.)
(ANNYS _goes out on to the balcony_, _followed by the other women_.
ELIZABETH, _going last_, _fires a parting smile of triumph at_
GEOFFREY.)
(_A renewed burst of cheering announces their arrival on the balcony_.
_The crowd bursts into_ “_For She’s a Jolly Good Fellow_”—_the band_,
_making a quick change_, _joins in_. GEOFFREY _remains centre_.)
(JAWBONES _enters unobserved_. _The singing ends with three cheers_.
ANNYS _is speaking_. GEOFFREY _turns and sees_ JAWBONES.)
GEOFFREY. (_With a smile_.) Give me down my coat, will you?
JAWBONES. (_He is sympathetic_. _He helps him on with it_.) Shall I
get you a cab, sir?
GEOFFREY. No, thanks. I’ll pick one up. (_He goes towards the door_,
_then stops_.) Is there any other way out—not through the main entrance?
JAWBONES. Yes, sir. There’s a side door opening on Woodstock Road.
I’ll show it you.
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