Adventure stories; Countesses -- Fiction; Lawyers -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Love stories; Trials (Murder) -- Fiction
This was too much. Here was the once Miss Isabel Grendon, a nobody with
a pretty face and trim figure to whom he had, after much hesitation,
played Cophetua, talking of having made a Duke of eight generations.
“Made me!” he cried thickly, in his ducal indignation. “I had an idea
that the Dukes of Lancashire were made, as you call it, some hundreds
of years before your name appeared on the roll.”
“Made? Yes, I dare say; after a fashion. But you were not worth
noticing, even when you had got your coronets on. Before I took you in
hand you were nobodies.”
“Nobodies!” the Duke could only echo. In this rarified atmosphere of
insult independent argument, and even utterance, were asphyxiated.
“Nobodies,” the Duchess maintained with exasperating insistence. “I’ve
seen your mother waiting in Johnson and Maxtons to be served and none
of the shop people would notice her. They knew well enough who she was,
and that she had come in to spend half an hour in buying a few yards
of sevenpence-halfpenny lace to furbish up an old gown which her own
housekeeper wouldn’t have looked at except to sell to the dustman to
dress his wife in for Hampstead Heath. _J’ai changé tout cela._”
“Yes, you have,” assented the Duke, recovering his breath as his wife
lost hers. “And if extravagance makes a man, you have made me.”
“One owes something to one’s position,” argued the lady.
“You owe a great deal, my dear, not to say everything,” retorted the
Duke, in a happy flash.
“To be Duchess of Lancashire meant next to nothing before my day,” her
Grace proceeded, ignoring the hit. “I saw the possibilities of the
position.”
“No doubt,” agreed the Duke.
“And have raised it to its proper level in accordance with modern
ideas. I found you thrown away in a dusthole, I have polished you up
and brought you into the drawing-room.”
“Have you indeed? Very obliging of you,” was all the Duke could say.
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