The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty ModeyneMacfall, Haldane
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The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty Modeyne
Macfall, Haldane
Bohemianism -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Paris (France) -- Fiction
When, in the early morning, Fluffy Reubens, yawning in a loose
dressing-gown as he shuffled along muttering guttural curses at the
violent ringing of the bell, opened the outer door of Doome’s studio,
and thrust out a tousled head, a melancholy man came in with the milk,
walked gloomily to the oak chest in the hall, and took possession.
Fluffy Reubens shut the door, went over to the seated man, and,
thrusting his hands deep into the pockets of his dressing-gown, and
straddling out his legs, stood and gazed at him:
“Whee-hee-hewy-hewy-hewy!” whistled he.
The cadaverous sickly-looking fellow on the oak chest, watching him
suspiciously out of anxious eyes, searched in the breast pocket of his
dingy coat, and handed him a sheet of blue paper.
Fluffy Reubens kicked it out of his hand; and the sickly person ducked
his head and raised a defensive elbow:
“Chuck it, guv’nor,” he said hoarsely--and coughed.
“Don’t talk slang!” said Fluffy Reubens. “What’s your name?”
“Sickers,” said the sickly person.
“Who gave you that name?”
“What are yer gettin’ at, guv’nor?”
“Well, look here, Sick Horse----” “By thunder, sick-horse is good.” And
he added: “Who are you?”
“A bailiff, sir.”
“You ought to be ashamed of yourself.”
“I am.”
“Well?”
“I’m getting used to shame, guv’nor.” The man was seized with a fit of
coughing.
“You look beastly nervous, Sick-horse. You’d think I was going to kick
you from behind.”
Sickers sighed gloomily:
“The last gentleman did,” he said hoarsely; and added, with a dry
throat: “It’s a very assailable calling, sir.”
“Look here, Sick-horse,” said Reubens--“I want you to go out and send a
telegram for me.”
“Oh, no, you don’t, guv’nor.” The man smiled cunningly, laughing a
husky laugh.
“Why not?”
“Well--yer see, guv’nor--when I’ve got my back on a oak chest--well--I
know where I are.”
Reubens laughed loud and long:
“You ass,” roared he--“I’ve only got slippers on.”
“I’d rather not, guv’nor--if yer don’t mind.”
Fluffy Reubens gazed at him:
“Sick-horse,” said he, “don’t move. I’ll be back again in a minute.
Stay like that for awhile--you look terrific in that light--sort of
Judas Iscariot in the gloom wishing to God he hadn’t taken the money.”
He strolled off into the great studio and returned with a canvas and
painting materials, and a large yellow official paper. He put the
things on the floor, drew up a chair, and, shading his eyes with his
hand, tried several views of the uncomfortable man.
Sitting down at last, he began rapidly, with swift telling strokes of
colour, to sketch in an impression of the dejected figure before him
where he sat in the deep shadows of the ill-lit place.
“By the way, Sick-horse,” said he--“I suppose I must put you down in
the census-paper--you are going to stay the night, of course.”
“Ye--yes, sir,” said the man.
“So am I--Mr. Doome has lent me his studio, so let us begin. We’ve got
your name and your calling. Are you of unsound mind?”
The man laughed huskily:
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