The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty ModeyneMacfall, Haldane
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The Masterfolk : $b wherein is attempted the unravelling of the strange affair of my Lord Wyntwarde of Cavil and Miss Betty Modeyne
Macfall, Haldane
Bohemianism -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Paris (France) -- Fiction
“You needn’t put it at that, sir,” said he.
“You’ve got a fizzing fine suicidal look on you, when you don’t smile,
Sick-horse,” said Fluffy, painting away. “I’ve been pining for a good
Judas Iscariot for years.... Don’t shift more than you can help.... Oh,
about the census. Are you married?”
The pale-faced man nodded gloomily--he was.
“Tut, tut! How dreadful!” said Fluffy. “No wonder you’re ashamed of
yourself. What’s become of the wife?”
“She’s alive,” he said gloomily.
Fluffy Reubens coughed:
“No luck,” said he. “Any children?”
“Fourteen.”
“Good God!” said Fluffy Reubens.
“I don’t always think so, guv’nor,” said the melancholy figure from the
shadows.
Reubens painted in silence for a long time. At last he got up and
looked keenly at the man:
“Empty?” he asked.
The bailiff nodded--yes, he was very empty--he was always empty--he was
used to it.
“Look here, Sick-horse, you look so damn dramatic I must not put
anything into you for half an hour yet--I haven’t quite finished. But
after that we’ll have breakfast, eh?”
The man smiled.
Fluffy Reubens jumped up, upsetting his canvas:
“For God’s sake, don’t do that!” cried he anxiously; “or we’re lost....
Quick! think of something else--think the coffee’s burnt--think the
eggs are addled----”
He flung down his brush:
“Damnation! Judas Iscariot is dead,” he said.
He went to the hall-door, bawled for the woman who looked after the
house, and ordered breakfast from an eating-house close by:
“For two,” he called.
He gathered up the painting things sadly, to carry them into the great
studio.
The gloomy man on the oak chest coughed:
“I’m real sorry, guv’nor; I’ll try the God-forsaken lay again,” said
the wretched man huskily; “but I wish to God you hadn’t mentioned them
sausages.”
“No,” said Fluffy Reubens--“it would never be the same thing--and I
haven’t the heart to kick you--even if it brought back Judas Iscariot.”
Later in the morning, Fluffy Reubens wrote a telegram to Bartholomew
Doome:
“Bailiff in possession. Order a supper for about thirty here this
evening. Whisk round London in cab and make all the boys come to an
orgy. The bailiff looks ripping in that gorgeous livery out of your
property wardrobe. The shoes do not fit, but his elastic-sided boots
look stunning quaint at the end of the white stockings. Was afraid
I’d never get his feet through the legs of the red plush breeches. I
will do the rest.
FLUFFY.”
He wrote another to Rippley.
CHAPTER XLIV
_Wherein a Palace of Art disappears in the Night_
Bartholomew Doome’s great studio was in a haze with the smoking of much
tobacco; and it were almost as though the lolling figures had smoked in
church.
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