“Our exquisite singer and friend, Adolphe St. Pierre, is unable to keep his engagement to-night,” said he. “But our ancient friend, Paul de Gattepoésie, will take his place,” he added. There was ironic applause. The old man with wreath of roses on his head, rousing from his stupor at the nudgings of those that sat near, arose from his chair and, with a smile, shuffled towards the piano. He took his place in serious conceit as the player ran through the refrain of a lilt, and, in a broken voice, he began to utter the verse of his song. But he forgot the words, and the piano finished without him. There was a titter. His vague eyes lighted up again and he started to utter another mood, and again the piano finished without him. And thus, standing there, his straying wits roamed through the maze of the bewildering land of the mad--inconsequently, unabashed, pathetic, unashamed.... He had loved a maid that was red--and swore his allegiance--and she was very beautiful--but somehow he came to love a maid that was white--but she had a mother--and the maid that was red did not like it--so she drowned herself in the lake, a clammy, forbidding, ill-smelling lake--but it was the mother that, somehow, made him love a girl that was dark--but she had a brother--and--and--the magistrate asked him why he drank strong drinks--but he said he had but drunk the milk of the Mad Cow---- The rose garland slipped forward and came down over his eyes, when in the midst of the buffooning laughter that greeted the accident the doors of the tavern were flung open and several Salvation Army girls entered the room. The old mad poet blinked at the interruption, sighed, and shuffled back to his seat and his absinthe. André Joyeux rose and went forward to greet the Salvation lasses, received them gently, and asked them if they would sing. One of the girls nodded, ran a few notes on a droning concertina, a tambourine was struck and chinked, and the Salvation Army lass raised her voice in song--the strange sound of an English hymn sung in French with rough true notes, and with passionate eagerness declaring the glory of God and the gentleness of the Christ in this fantastic place of worn-out moods and critical art-sense. At the next verse the chant was taken up by the other women, to the threat of hell-fire, the dread of judgment, the fierce revelling in the blood of Christ, the promise of eternal life amidst the glory of the angels; the girls’ voices gave out a last hoarse shout of praise, and the tavern rang with the riot of applause. André Joyeux went and thanked them prettily. When the girls had trooped out of the place he watched the door close upon them: “God!” said he--“what enthusiasm!... It is very dramatic.”